Talk to me goose?

I really value being managed to modern seller metrics, it gives me a clear sense of accomplishment and keeps me motivated. The structured performance coaching plans also make me feel invested in and supported as a seller, which ultimately drives me... — read more 

People here were saying ISG was supposed to take hits today. What happened?

Has reality kicked in yet, inflated targets made you feel like your an underachiever therefore your only worth your basic? Myself this qtr I’ve brought in more margin that would cover my salary + commission for the past 20yrs , but yet I’m seeing... — read more 

Do the "internal" ask dell AI tool as they are positioning it, is actually openWebUi using Antropics Claude Ai and a few other models.. What the heck are they doing, no doubt this is going to cause chaos when someone uploads something they... — read more 

The culture here increasingly rewards visibility, alignment, and internal politics over competence and long‑term contribution. Highly skilled and committed employees are often overlooked, while less capable individuals advance through political... — read more 

Hi guys, I’m wondering how is the situation for our German colleagues. I applied for an internal position there. I heard that lot of people left by applying to the last VSP and now many teams are understaffed

Let me break down why most of the employees are unhappy. First, forced ranking. Everyone is fighting for survival, taking credit for others' work just to avoid a PIP. Second, false ranking. People on the fast track get top ratings even when they... — read more 

Heard he's real buttocks hurt over it. Thought he paid enough to get a tix.

Based on recent media coverage of Meta tracking laptop activity and taking screenshots to train the AI to replace the people it is tracking, does anyone know of this sort of thing in Dell? Seems our colleagues in Europe can ask under law and be told... — read more 

30% TTC increase, fully remote. And a place thats investing in its workforce rather than gutting the talent. Fvck that dysfunctional cesspool. Sorry for you all still stuck there. there are better options, just need to plan for much longer... — read more 

When I got the news that I was being laid off a few months ago, I expected to be devastated. Instead, I felt a wave of relief. Dell has been a mess for too long and I hated my job for far too long. I don't know if I got lucky or the job market is not... — read more 

I'm genuinely curious because my org doesn't really use "tools" that were affected by ODW. At most, it was a cr-ppy replacement to workday at best but, other than that it's business as usual. I'm so confused as to what it actually did I guess?... — read more 

I am expecting more layoffs. I have no insider info. I feel that they are going to keep pushng in the same direction. This means job cuts. Lookat the stock price. It has gone up several times over since 2023, and guess what else started happening... — read more 

Good riddance to that garbage KPI. Everybody was fudging their numbers anyways. Source: Inside line on a leadership call

Idk if can be anyone or it’s a specific department or is it random?

Has anyone recently been impacted by WFR? Asking because since the implementation of ODW, it feels like the redundancy efforts may have started. Trying to understand if others are seeing similar developments across teams or locations.

I have a lot of bad things to say about Dell, but pay is not one of them. What's the biggest jump you've ever gotten?

Whoever said it was the 15th is full of cornfeed lol. The 18th is when it's supposed to go down hard, "apparently." CSG is gonna be hit fairly hard but sales is supposedly on the chopping block

Now that Maverick has launched and it's start of first quarter, I heard from my director that ISG and CSG is supposed to get heavy cuts.

The morning ODW went live, workday was still functional for a few hours... Logged into that and it said that site visit dashboards were being retired. On the official RTO policy page, it states... "bla bla bla fluff... While attendance will not be... — read more 

What’s with the multiple FSE job openings currently in the US? Isn’t the plan to fully move to Unisys? Do ye still accept people from outside of the US? Would it be worth a try?

I come on the site to see what people are writing and thinking. I think is hilarious how most of you just complain and some of you call MD and JC names and how they are id--ts. You do realize MD created a $100B company and he is one of the richest... — read more 

Efficient workers got punished with more work. You will never get paid what you’re worth. The exploitative people in charge are paid for their cruelty. People who don’t care are the happiest at their job.

Reaching out to those who were impacted by layoffs last year, especially from non-sales roles. I understand that employees who were let go in February received 100% of their IBP, and those impacted around September/October received about 75% of... — read more 

Just trying to get ducks in a row. If anyone knows what the monthly premiums are, it would be appreciated.

Just because you hate someone doesn't mean they live in your head rent free. Jeff Clarke is a proven useless id1ot! It's an acknowledgment of fact, nothing more. More people should acknowledge truth and fact rather than burying it and wondering why... — read more 

I was told a couple months ago that I needed to be working/leading all the channel deals in my pipeline which has su-ked with no pay increase. Now I have heard that the channel team is going away from my AE who is usually right. Wonder if I will not... — read more 

I'm salary and normally my check clears in my bank by today but now it's magically not there after ODW went live for HR tools. Where the fu-k is my money?

Looks good on the outside but at its core, just rotten. Very polished, good story. When you look under the hood it’s a vile, rotten place filled with rotten SVPs and executives who all have sh!t in their pants. They need to be able to make great... — read more 

FKNG HILARIOUS! The 10s of millions Dell spent on this "ODW" bs and the countless layoffs they did in order to fund it and THIS is what it looks like? My minivvan has a similar interface and that was only 120k. Except it's not leggy af or clunky... — read more 

U.S. usually receives direct deposits Wednesdays… umm what happened? yay ODW lol did my check go into JC’s account?

this MF landed a package on the backs of Dell employees. He should be fired

I've heard there will be 1% layoffs with most groups exempt Anyone hear any different ?

this is the way

Dell spent all this money, made 30k employees sign on NDA, took 2.5 years to create only to roll out with a literal "out of the box" pre-configured and pre-created web portal that is not even customized for Dell? The entire interface looks like what... — read more 

for those that have reorg announced today , do you know what is causing it? seems like people are getting moved to different teams across IT

One of my teammates is on one right now, and he knows he’s as good as gone, with nothing to show for it. At least with a layoff, you get severance.

I should NOT have to watch a video on how to get time off entered. Why the he-l do we only have videos for training??? This is actually dog sh-t

What the he-l is wrong with these people? Record stock price and then you go in and reduce our commission because of "inflation"? Fu-k off