Looking over all the bad decisions that VZ has made regarding the direction of the company since Dan has taken over with the direction of using AI has only really proven that, he should have replaced himself and most of the leadership with AI. The decisions that have been made have been horrible that even a 10 year old could have seen the outcome, from shipping many of the Engineering and Network Engineering positions to India to laying off and closing sales, Just stupid. So, I ran the last years events through Chat GPT as a model and asked for the a 12 recommendation of business direction. Funny, or not funny, top recommendation, eliminate Dan and most of the top team, and replaced with AI! LOL. He-l, definitely can't do worse and would save millions as well as save thousands of jobs and customers. However, like through the the years as I have pointed out known questionable and later proven fraudulent activities within the company and been told every time to "Stay in my lane". This time when it could save billions, and not just millions, and thousands of jobs, I have been told to stay in my lane. To bad Dan won't stand up and be a man and follow his own advice, and follow AI, and step down!
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Equipment Return
Did you get the email for equipment return? I've seen posts in here talking about how to send equipment back. If you talked to IT are they telling you to send back the dual monitors. I need to get this out of my house 🏠 😩. I
porting out layoff protest
keep canceling. pay lower prices for better services. layoff verizon leadership
5k better off for all
https://youtu.be/5ArrYBP8YMk?is=sEriiLMWXGQv9cR3
Considering Role
Hi! I’m considering accepting an offer at Suncor. I am curious, is the company flexible with WFH if needed for illness, appointments or home services?
Can anyone share some insight?
Thanks!
The Departed
An actor with the initials MW famous quote:
"My theory on Feds/replace with employees/ is that they're like mushrooms-Feed'm sh_t and keep'm in the dark!"
Sounds like LT's new company plan.
Hiring Pause Over
Talked to a recruiter and the pause is lifted from last month and they are recruiting again. PayPal back on track to hit 27,000. D-mb company
Meetings today
Anyone know anything about 2:00 meeting for some teams in IT?
This is the nonsense Lyons can stop immediately
We are spending money on this?
Today, our group of 10 Truist leaders begins our Yosemite Leadership Expedition—three days of challenge, connection, and leading with wellbeing.
This year also marks a special milestone: our first female executives joining the annual leader expedition!
Our journey takes us toward Clouds Rest and then Half Dome, where we plan to summit on the morning of September 11. On the 25th anniversary of 9/11, we will carry the American flag, Truist banner, and Truist torch in remembrance of those we lost and in honor of the courage and sacrifice we will never forget.
Of course Hagerman is front and center of this nonsense. What could this bank possibly hope to accomplish with this stunt? A Truist torch taken across the country and even the mountains of Italy. Make it make sense!
At the dealership...
Four people are here, working from their company laptops, with one person in a meeting. Why us? Why does our CEO have to be such a pr--k?
No Layoffs in Frisco so far ??
I haven't heard any layoffs in Frisco so far..
Will SpaceX be forced to acquire us?
At TMT Osvaldik indicated that we will not enable a Starlink MVNO. But since our D2D joint venture with ATT / Verizon was announced, rumors have circled that T-Satellite will be ditching Starlink for AST Spacemobile once their service us up. If this happens I fear that SpaceX has no choice but to acquire us - as its the only way they will be able to provide true terrestrial service to the U.S. market. That would result in a major bloodbath (we all saw what happened when Elon acquired X). Doubt it would make financial sense, but SpaceX can easily raise the $ and they are looking deep into the future.
Can someone please talk me off this cliff?
NJ office lease renewal
Anyone have information on the Parsippany office lease renewal?
A question for Chris
Through your hires, starting with that complete disgrace, Venkat, you have fundamentally changed the culture of TU. It has become a spiteful, vindictive and hostile place. Mission accomplished.
Has the stock performance followed?
Totally lame EC e-mail about AI
Spare us the con game!
Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
I have no idea how to spell that subject line and was too lazy to look it up.
Enrique spoke yesterday and he basically trashed the business model Alex put into place and said PayPal focused too much on merchants at the cost of consumers.
When Alex came in he trashed the model Dan had in place and said we focused too much on large enterprise at the cost of small businesses. So he hired Gill and lifted that whole pillar. We know what happened to that when Enrique joined.
It’s absolutely clear to me that Enrique is throwing the last spaghetti on the wall and praying it sticks. So now, sc--w you branded checkout and merchants. We are a consumer first company. Good luck! Wall Street responds as Wall Street responds.
https://www.investing.com/news/transcripts/paypal-at-goldman-sachs-communacopia--technology-conference-reset-deepens-93CH-4894720
More pain today 📉
I guess the layoffs didn’t matter after all.
Why do people still expect useful things from town halls?
Why? When's the last time you can truly say we got something useful from a town hall? I can't even remember.
Some people say layoffs are a regular thing each year in Oralce, yes , but it was not customed for mass layoffs like happening now.
There is a difference and its effects the workload, ecosystem, internal support functions and customers.
I got an interview
After looking for months.
This place isnt growing, its shrinking. Other places are growing. WF is so fu---d.
MPLx acquisition coming before end of the year?
Hearing whispers of a good sized acquisition that might be finalized soon.
Anyone else?
no layoffs on emea or apac?
Are all the cuts US ?
Any more news on upcoming layoffs?
There’s been a bit of talk about a cull happening soon, anyone heard anything more concrete on this?
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- Source: TheLayoff.com, board: Thread regarding T-Mobile layoffs
- Thread address: https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kpztp1hb
- Thread ID: 1kpztp1hb (shared suffix of every post ID in the thread)
Posted April 24 by Z, post ID @OP+1kpztp1hb.
Full reply text, oldest firstGross. Supply chain/procurement.
Reply 1 of 52, post ID @ae+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 5 total, +5 / 0, net +5
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@ae+1kpztp1hb
I assume consultants are excluded from RTO as always.
Reply 2 of 52, post ID @aj+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 3 total, +3 / 0, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@aj+1kpztp1hb
Some orgs under John Saw are also instructing employees to do 5 days RTO with WFH option only when necessary
Reply 3 of 52, post ID @aq+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 1 total, +1 / 0, net +1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@aq+1kpztp1hb
who’s org is that
Reply 4 of 52, post ID @ar+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 7 total, +7 / 0, net +7
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@ar+1kpztp1hb
Maybe that will help the stock price.
Reply 5 of 52, post ID @as+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: aj
- Reactions: 10 total, +10 / 0, net +10
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@as+1kpztp1hb
@aj RTO 5 days a week? Damn I have to quit the second job now
Reply 6 of 52, post ID @ay+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: OP
- Reactions: 7 total, +6 / -1, net +5
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@ay+1kpztp1hb
@OP right now most of them are coming to office for couple of hours only, Does that mean we will do the same thing 5 days a week or should be in office for 8 hrs a day for all 5 days?
Reply 7 of 52, post ID @az+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 10 total, +4 / -6, net -2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@az+1kpztp1hb
Abdul's (now Joh Saw's) org was 5 days RTO for managers/directors as soon as the place was reopened with WFH as an exception (e.g., we've got a 3am install occurring...) and you had to have the mandated jab.
Funny that JUST NOW the rest of the org is being mandated RTO.
Reply 8 of 52, post ID @bc+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 24
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: aq
- Reactions: 5 total, +5 / 0, net +5
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@bc+1kpztp1hb
@aq It's Simpson's org.
Reply 9 of 52, post ID @fr+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 25
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 15 total, +11 / -4, net +7
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@fr+1kpztp1hb
Simpson has small hands and an even smaller d∗∗k. He is a weasel and is only looking out for his best interests. He is long overdue for a visit from the karma faeries.
Reply 10 of 52, post ID @kj+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 26
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: ay
- Reactions: 10 total, +9 / -1, net +8
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@kj+1kpztp1hb
@ay, leadership know that some people are just badge swiping. There will be surveillance enhancements to know who is leaving the office building and when. Facial recognition, transition from using the badge to device for building access, who knows what's coming. But what is clear is their stance on WFH has changed.
Reply 11 of 52, post ID @md+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 26
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 19 total, +14 / -5, net +9
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@md+1kpztp1hb
Simpson is clearly not a nice person. His wife must be miserable.
Reply 12 of 52, post ID @n1+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 26
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: kj
- Reactions: 7 total, +7 / 0, net +7
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@n1+1kpztp1hb
@kj If you come in the garage, you have to badge in and out.
Reply 13 of 52, post ID @qt+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 27
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 55 total, +17 / -38, net -21
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@qt+1kpztp1hb
It's about time. There are way too many employees taking advantage of "Working" from Home....aka Costco runs, babysitting, mowing the lawn, playing golf, watching TV, sleeping, and who knows what else!
Time to get back to the office where the above activities will be harder to pull off. This company needs every employee fully engaged and doing the work they are being paid to do. The stock is way off and shareholders deserve better. The Covid era party has lasted way too long, and is finally coming to an end.
Reply 14 of 52, post ID @qx+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 27
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: qt
- Reactions: 20 total, +16 / -4, net +12
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@qx+1kpztp1hb
@qt Old do-nothing office lurking farts like you are why I quit.
Reply 15 of 52, post ID @qy+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 27
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: qt
- Reactions: 28 total, +10 / -18, net -8
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@qy+1kpztp1hb
@qt time for all the lazy WFH caucasian ladies to get back to work!
Reply 16 of 52, post ID @w8+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 28
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 27 total, +4 / -23, net -19
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@w8+1kpztp1hb
As it should be. We're now in year six post Fauci's Folly. Time to get back to work.
Reply 17 of 52, post ID @w9+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 28
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: qt
- Reactions: 6 total, +5 / -1, net +4
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@w9+1kpztp1hb
@qt Unfortunately for T-Mobile this is a legit reply, for hopefully not most, but too many of our employees. Too bad some people have to ruin a good thing.
Reply 18 of 52, post ID @y8+1kpztp1hb
- Date: April 28
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: kj
- Reactions: 7 total, +5 / -2, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@y8+1kpztp1hb
@kj they are already using zScaler to monitor everyone's time in the office. They know what office/location your laptop is connected to and for how long.
Reply 19 of 52, post ID @1pj+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 4
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: w9
- Reactions: 6 total, +5 / -1, net +4
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@1pj+1kpztp1hb
@w9 Several tech companies announced permanent wfh and methodically forced people back into the office. Productivity was up, now they’re resentful. Bring the blame these full of sh-t corporations for their actions, not employees.
Reply 20 of 52, post ID @1pk+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 4
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: qt
- Reactions: 9 total, +5 / -4, net +1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@1pk+1kpztp1hb
@qt I guess you’re more productive while talking around a break room drinking coffee instead, or physically attending pointless weekly meetings about updates that you already put in 2 or 3 slide presentations the previous day. You must really have no life if you prefer to be trapped in an office 5 days a week for this nonsense.
Reply 21 of 52, post ID @1q4+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 4
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 9 total, +6 / -3, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@1q4+1kpztp1hb
I don't mind RTO but maybe they could wait until gas prices go back down to normal.
Reply 22 of 52, post ID @1vm+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 5
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 1pk
- Reactions: 8 total, +3 / -5, net -2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@1vm+1kpztp1hb
@1pk coffee talk, son. Company rules. You're getting paid well. If you don't like it, leave.
Reply 23 of 52, post ID @1yd+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 5
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 1pk
- Reactions: 10 total, +6 / -4, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@1yd+1kpztp1hb
@1pk You sound like another Gen "Fill in the Blank with whatever Letter suits you" who thinks a job is all about you and what makes you happy. Its called a freaking Job...thats why they pay you. Sounds like what you are really wanting is freedom and the ability to call your own shots. That's called financial independence or retirement. Until then...you are an employee where they pay you to do, what they tell you to do. Save your money my friend and invest well. Cheers!
Reply 24 of 52, post ID @20c+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 6
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 1yd
- Reactions: 4 total, +4 / 0, net +4
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@20c+1kpztp1hb
@1yd Sadly, I’m probably closer to your age than you think but I’ve evolved to recognize work life balance and not be a sheep. I’m not talking about hard work, I’m talking about office politics. By all means do your job well. That said; We’re all entitled to some level of freedom. The days of shutting down from work off hours is over for most people with technology. In the very least, you should be allowed to work remotely a good portion of your time.
Ironic that you signed off with “cheers.” Perhaps you should consider the European philosophy to work instead of being pretentious.
Reply 25 of 52, post ID @20m+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 6
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 20c
- Reactions: 2 total, +1 / -1, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@20m+1kpztp1hb
@20c if you're not shutting down after hours, that's your fault.
Reply 26 of 52, post ID @20w+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 6
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 20m
- Reactions: 5 total, +5 / 0, net +5
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@20w+1kpztp1hb
@20m Not when your management tells you to be available after hours and weekends. Again not everyone has the luxury of bsing half of the day in the office.
Reply 27 of 52, post ID @220+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 6
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 20w
- Reactions: 5 total, +2 / -3, net -1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@220+1kpztp1hb
@20w sounds like you need a new job or take your tough guy rto attitude to your boss and let them know you don't work after hours and weekends. Do something instead of complaining on the Internet.
Reply 28 of 52, post ID @252+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 20w
- Reactions: 2 total, +2 / 0, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@252+1kpztp1hb
@20w It's so fun to hear you business types moan about working after hours. Try being on an engineering or tech team where you routinely are up from Midnight to 3am doing an install that may or may not go well, due to dependence on developers in Mumbai or Hyderabad.
Reply 29 of 52, post ID @25q+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 252
- Reactions: 4 total, +4 / 0, net +4
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@25q+1kpztp1hb
@252 on top of that, the engineers that are pulling multiple all nighters at home for a deployment still risk losing their jobs if they do not scan in at an office for 3 days that week.
Reply 30 of 52, post ID @265+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 6 total, +4 / -2, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@265+1kpztp1hb
It’s not just about a badge swipe. It’s going to be hourly laptop pings confirming connection to the LAN to see how long you stay in the office, along with geofencing your phone. This is truly insidious work. Trust me. I’m the one creating the report.
Reply 31 of 52, post ID @267+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 264
- Reactions: 3 total, +1 / -2, net -1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@267+1kpztp1hb
@264 Whatever you say Donald. Haven’t you been on the golf course half of the time yourself?
Reply 32 of 52, post ID @268+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 265
- Reactions: 4 total, +2 / -2, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@268+1kpztp1hb
@265 they are not geofencing phones. I pay for my phone and service. Nowhere in the T&Cs does it state this for employees. If this was proven to be occurring, the company could get majorly fined. Company issued laptops are a different story. Your personal phones and service that you pay for - not happening.
Reply 33 of 52, post ID @269+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 5 total, +3 / -2, net +1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@269+1kpztp1hb
I have been retired a couple years. All I know is Costco, pickleball courts, coffee shops, Home Depot and everything else you can imagine have a lot more under 60 people at them, during normal weekday working hours. Before Covid, when I would take a vacation day during the week....most places were a ghost town. Not the case anymore. Either everyone is retired all a sudden, or something else is going on. I think you can do the math from here. This isn't just a T-Mobile thing either. Publicly traded companies that answer to shareholders are course correcting. And....AI is more than happy to do your job too.
Reply 34 of 52, post ID @26b+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 7
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 269
- Reactions: 4 total, +2 / -2, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@26b+1kpztp1hb
@269 Probably your old coworkers that T-Mobile and other tech companies laid off that can’t find jobs. Must be nice to skate through Sprint for 40 years, retire and complain about others. Typical boomer behavior.
Reply 35 of 52, post ID @290+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 8
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 268
- Reactions: 4 total, +1 / -3, net -2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@290+1kpztp1hb
@268 You may pay for your phone, but as an employee you are not paying for your service. The free service comes with some hooks.
Reply 36 of 52, post ID @2aj+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 8
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 290
- Reactions: 1 total, 0 / -1, net -1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2aj+1kpztp1hb
@290 that is B S. Stop lying. I am in Network and this does not happen.
Reply 37 of 52, post ID @2bp+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 8
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 2 total, +1 / -1, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2bp+1kpztp1hb
Return-to-office (RTO) trends in 2026 are defined by tighter enforcement of hybrid models and a shift away from flexible, ad-hoc schedules toward mandatory 3-to-5 day in-office requirements. Despite worker reluctance, many major employers are utilizing badge-swipe tracking and expanding disciplinary action to ensure compliance.
Key RTO Trends Rise of the 4-to-5 Day Mandate: The standard 2-3 day hybrid model is evolving. Around 30% of organizations now require a full 5-day in-office week, while four-day requirements are steadily increasing.
The Era of "The Great Compliance": Unlike the past few years where return mandates led to massive pushback, a tightening job market has caused the percentage of workers willing to quit over RTO to drop to roughly 7%.
Stricter Badge-Swipe Tracking: Companies are actively using digital surveillance—such as badge-swipe data and location logins—rather than relying on trust to enforce required minimum office days.
Sector-Specific Stringency: The push is particularly aggressive in finance and tech. For example, prominent institutions like UBS have restricted remaining junior banker flexibilities, demanding 5-day attendance.
Disconnection & Morale Issues: Although compliance is up, continuous enforcement alongside organizational layoffs has contributed to a growing disconnect between executives prioritizing physical presence and employees valuing flexibility.
Reply 38 of 52, post ID @2da+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 9
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 2 total, +2 / 0, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2da+1kpztp1hb
I’m working my 40 hours and not a minute extra. Bo-m! 💥
Reply 39 of 52, post ID @2g2+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 9
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2bp
- Reactions: 3 total, +3 / 0, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2g2+1kpztp1hb
@2bp okay. Be honest. If TMO really wants to implement back to office. They better make sure f..ing people scanning and going back. These Directors and VP knows who they are and not taking any action. This is 2 sets of standards. Get this f.. fix first and then ask other to RTO.
Reply 40 of 52, post ID @2hj+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 10
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2g2
- Reactions: 3 total, +3 / 0, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2hj+1kpztp1hb
@2g2 I’ve seen plenty of directors and even a VP only spend a short amount of time in the office doing this same very thing. The hypocrisy of it all is astounding and yet somehow expected.
Reply 41 of 52, post ID @2pn+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2hj
- Reactions: 1 total, +1 / 0, net +1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2pn+1kpztp1hb
@2hj No one will be exempt from the reports that will be pulled. For those who think otherwise...FAFO
Reply 42 of 52, post ID @2qb+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2q5
- Reactions: 6 total, +3 / -3, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2qb+1kpztp1hb
@2q5 I heard there are people at frisco and Bellevue who tested positive for hantavirus Friday. Protect yourself! If you are in an office wear a N 95 mask!
Reply 43 of 52, post ID @2r2+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2pn
- Reactions: 0 total, 0 / 0, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2r2+1kpztp1hb
@2pn Pull what report. Person who comes, scan the badge and go will be always 3 days in the report. So what is the rule? scan and go or be in the office. My manager is next to me and I can’t scan and go. But, I see other team member does that.
Reply 44 of 52, post ID @2r7+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2q5
- Reactions: 2 total, +2 / 0, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2r7+1kpztp1hb
@2q5 Saves money not having to lay people off. Code name Uncarrier 73.6.0.
Reply 45 of 52, post ID @2rw+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2r2
- Reactions: 2 total, +2 / 0, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2rw+1kpztp1hb
@2r2 No longer just about badge scans. Time actually in the office will be captured to show how long the computer is active and on the office network each day. I'm sure some people will try to just park there computer on campus and leave. That behavior be sniffed out quickly.
Reply 46 of 52, post ID @2s6+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 11
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2rw
- Reactions: 4 total, +3 / -1, net +2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2s6+1kpztp1hb
@2rw I hope you are right, but I have not seen that in reality. Every month we are told by our manager that how many days each are in the office. NOT how long they are there. This is very frustrating for people who is actually in the office and other they CHEAT the system all the time. This needs to STOP now or other be flexible.
Reply 47 of 52, post ID @2tg+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 12
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 6 total, +6 / 0, net +6
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2tg+1kpztp1hb
The internal fighting that T-Mobile has created over who when and how long coworkers are in the office is lovely. They don’t need surveillance tools, just jealous tattletales or generally pi---d off peers. Great culture. [hash] we won’t stop
Reply 48 of 52, post ID @2v9+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 12
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 2tg
- Reactions: 3 total, +3 / 0, net +3
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2v9+1kpztp1hb
@2tg Rules for thee and not me...has never worked long term. It creates an environment that no one likes and pits people against each other. Eventually either the rules change, or "everyone" is held to the same standard. Time will tell.
[hash]We won't stop
Reply 49 of 52, post ID @2vb+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 12
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 12 total, +5 / -7, net -2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@2vb+1kpztp1hb
Bring it on. I want the lazy a$$es who have been milking the system for way too long, to at least have to pretend to be working 8 hours a day. At the end of the day, this is a management issue. People rise or fall based on what is expected from them.
Reply 50 of 52, post ID @31m+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 13
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
- Reactions: 6 total, +2 / -4, net -2
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@31m+1kpztp1hb
RTO = dea th. Sreeney will k ill us all with the hantavirus epidemic. 🐀 🐀 🐀
Reply 51 of 52, post ID @31y+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 13
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 31m
- Reactions: 2 total, +1 / -1, net 0
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@31y+1kpztp1hb
@31m oh the d umba ss (who types like this) with the broken keyboard is back.
Reply 52 of 52, post ID @31z+1kpztp1hb
- Date: May 13
- Author: Anonymous (site default byline)
- In reply to: 31y
- Reactions: 1 total, +1 / 0, net +1
- Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@31z+1kpztp1hb
@31y h a h a h a h a
Dormant?
I am surprised the board is silent with all things that are happening. I guess there is more chatter on Paramount Global's page - Good luck all.
Done — tlo-dump-2026-09-09/ is created in /Users/trieste/Desktop/VSCode/temp/ with four files:
File Grain Rows
thread.csv thread/OP + board-level counters 1
posts.csv one row per post (OP + 43 replies) 44
autotags.csv one row per tag (long format) 5
README.md schema, validation, assumptions —
How the data got categorized. Three grains rather than one flat file: thread-level counters (views, reply count, last-reply date) belong to the thread, not to any post, and the five AutoTags are a repeating group, so they went long instead of being crammed into one cell. posts.csv splits every composite the site renders as prose: @cy+1kt0n0jhf → post_id + post_ref; 23 reactions (+21/-2) → reactions_total, upvotes, downvotes, net_score; the leading @xx mention → reply_to_ref, which reconstructs the reply tree (30 of 43 replies point at a parent, 13 are top-level). Added author_type (38 anonymous, 5 pseudonymous, 1 named) and position, renumbered oldest-first since the site displays newest-first.
Validation. 43 replies + OP = 44 rows, matching the site's counter; every row satisfies reactions_total == up + down and net_score == up − down; no duplicate IDs; CSV round-trips back to 44 rows despite multi-line bodies.
Three things worth knowing:
No year in the source. Dates are verbatim strings (May 31 … June 7), not typed dates — I didn't guess a year. Sort by position for chronological order.
Views differ between your two inputs: text says 528949, screenshot says 528950. I used the text value; it's a live counter.
One dangling reference: post @jg opens with @hjn, and no post hjn exists in the thread. Stored verbatim rather than silently corrected to hj — say the word if you'd rather it be normalized.
Post bodies are stored exactly as published, including the site's censor-masking (sh!t, mo--ns).
now create a markdown file that will help me archive the main thread and all reply data. do not use ** to bold. bullets are ok. hashtags are not
Checked for hash characters in post bodies
No # anywhere in the post bodies, so the only hashtags would be the AutoTags — I'll render those as plain words. Generating the archive from the CSVs so it stays consistent with the data:
Ran 3 commands
Sent
Full thread archive — OP, all 43 replies, reply tree, and index. No bold markers, no hashtags.
md
thread-archive.md
27kB
Created thread-archive.md (584 lines) inside the dump folder. Generated from the CSVs rather than retyped, so it can't drift from the data.
Seven sections:
Archive header — source, thread ID, capture date, post count, activity window, companion files
Thread record — title, board, author, views, reactions, reply count, AutoTags
Original post — full text, blockquoted
Archive summary — 772 total reactions (+544/−228), replies per day, top upvoted and downvoted posts, most replied-to posts
Conversation structure — indented reply tree reconstructed from the @ mentions, deepest chain running c2 → c3 → cy → d7 → ra → xm across five days
Reply index — table of all 43 replies with ID, date, author, parent, vote split
Full reply text — every reply oldest-first, each with its metadata bullets and verbatim body
Archival notes — the year gap, the view-count drift, the dangling hjn reference, what was excluded
On your two formatting rules: no ** anywhere, and no # character at all — verified by assertion before the file was written. Headings use setext underlines (=== and ---), which are real markdown headings that render as H1/H2 without hash marks, so you keep document structure and a working outline in any viewer. The five AutoTags are written as plain words (RTO, ReturnToOffice, Forum, ELT, Quitting) since their normal form would have introduced hashtags; there's a parenthetical noting that. The post bodies happened to contain no # at all, so nothing in the quoted text needed altering.
Two small things I decided rather than asked:
Replies run oldest-first, opposite the site's display order, so the conversation reads forward. Position numbers match the position column in posts.csv, so both files cross-reference cleanly.
Post jg is shown at the bottom of the tree as a separate root, annotated as replying to hjn, which doesn't exist in the thread — rather than quietly attaching it to hj.
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+14
94% Business Multiplier for STIP is SO PATHETIC
That's all I have to say. I'm so dissapointed in this sh---y company.
#Company (→ www.thelayoff.com)
February 27 by Anonymous
| 59899 views | 16 reactions (+15/-1) | 48 replies (last March 5) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @OP+1kjfx8m00
48 replies (most recent on top)
Older replies (→ www.thelayoff.com)
+1
@sv (→ www.thelayoff.com) Maybe as important, they don't want to compete.
March 5 by Anonymous
| 1 reaction (+1/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @153+1kjfx8m00
+3
@c0 (→ www.thelayoff.com) I right we should be honored to have the privilege to be allowed to work here (some for many years) while we watch the company go down the po---r due to continued mismanagement and poor exec leadership. He-l maybe we should all pay paramount for letting us work here while the workload just increases and increases.
March 5 by Anonymous
| 3 reactions (+3/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @14c+1kjfx8m00
+8
@sf (→ www.thelayoff.com) they can't poach from silicon valley unless they seriously change their compensation. i just left, saw my backfill will be paid similar to what i was getting, but my new job is giving me ~2x. company can't afford to be competitive
March 2 by Anonymous
| 8 reactions (+8/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @sv+1kjfx8m00
+5
Plan is to start lowering expectations. New and future employees will mind the lower stip less than old timers — who they hope will leave. Totally not fair but probably their thinking. Don’t be surprised if in the future the stip and comp is different for the types they need to poach from Silicon Valley. They have no reason to retain marketing finance ops legal and content folks they can find anywhere since the studio world is shrinking. I don’t wish this on us but it seems to be where it’s all going
March 2 by Nostradamus dame
| 5 reactions (+5/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @sf+1kjfx8m00
+17
Although I get those who condemn some of us for complaining about the STIP, It was negotiated as part of our pay structure. The last year was a sh-t show with layoffs and restructuring. The least the Company could do is give 100%. Just another reason to look elsewhere. The rest of this year is going to be another disaster with imminent consolidation and layoffs coming. The time is now to get out with a job in hand.
March 2 by Anonymous
| 17 reactions (+17/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @qf+1kjfx8m00
+13
Confirmed…showed up in SAP a little while ago. 94% is better than nothing but I am
still disappointed. Oh well at least Netflix got their $2,800,000,000 Friday right? RIGHT?
March 2 by Anonymous
| 15 reactions (+14/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @qb+1kjfx8m00
+17
This WBD merger is not a good thing. More layoffs…on both sides. Also more changes to legacy programs…STIP. Those that are left…bide your time until you get a package.
March 1 by Anonymous
| 19 reactions (+18/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @k6+1kjfx8m00
0
Sorry. We don't speak lotto
March 1 by Lotto
| 2 reactions (+1/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @je+1kjfx8m00
+16
Terrible Toxic Energy in this group. Try to be kind and compassionate. There is too much negative already from the top. The whole point of this group is to help people navigate through it, especially with more rounds layoffs coming…
February 28 by Anonymous
| 18 reactions (+17/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @gz+1kjfx8m00
-4
@e9 (→ www.thelayoff.com) You're probably a bottom dweller who never accomplished much in life. No wonder you're such a loser.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 12 reactions (+4/-8) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @gq+1kjfx8m00
+2
@c0 (→ www.thelayoff.com) You're a bootlicking POS loser. GFY.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 8 reactions (+5/-3) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @gp+1kjfx8m00
+4
@fn (→ www.thelayoff.com) Fu--ing liar.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 6 reactions (+5/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @gn+1kjfx8m00
+9
@fn (→ www.thelayoff.com) um no. Last wed was a regular payday for salary. The stip payout (if eligible, which is part of compensation package for some/many employees) is on 3/9. It is an “extra” payout not part of regular bi-weekly (if on that schedule) pay structure
February 28 by Anonymous
| 9 reactions (+9/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ft+1kjfx8m00
+9
@fn (→ www.thelayoff.com) Wrong
February 28 by Anonymous
| 9 reactions (+9/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @fq+1kjfx8m00
-21
@b4 (→ www.thelayoff.com) payout was this past Wednesday. Maybe you are not getting a STIP payout.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 21 reactions (+0/-21) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @fn+1kjfx8m00
+31
@e9 (→ www.thelayoff.com) I am not going to apologize for being bonus eligible, which is part of my compensation package. I worked extremely hard to get to a level where I received this. And while I am very grateful, I am still allowed to be annoyed about the sh*tty business choices leadership is making
February 28 by Anonymous
| 33 reactions (+32/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @fa+1kjfx8m00
+14
it takes just one or 2 d-mb exec decisions to wipe profitability away. So they cover up for it with layoffs and playing with the bonuses. Thats what this all is.
February 28 by Buffet table
| 14 reactions (+14/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @f8+1kjfx8m00
-9
@ez (→ www.thelayoff.com) you’re a loser.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 13 reactions (+2/-11) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @f4+1kjfx8m00
+5
@c0 (→ www.thelayoff.com) you’re and id--t and a bootlicker
February 28 by Anonymous
| 11 reactions (+8/-3) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ez+1kjfx8m00
+10
@ap (→ www.thelayoff.com) as someone who was just laid off and is still looking for work, I can assure you unemployment is better than working in that abusive work environment It. I at least have peace now and can freelance in the interim
February 28 by Anonymous
| 10 reactions (+10/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ey+1kjfx8m00
-5
How many people are actually involved with STIP that it warrants countless boring posts for the rest of us. It is what it is, which is beyond anybody's control . Deal with it and spare the rest of us already
February 28 by Anonymous
| 7 reactions (+1/-6) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ex+1kjfx8m00
+21
@ec (→ www.thelayoff.com) i'm sure people would be more inclined to help make a profit if they were paying well enough.
either increase the salaries to be industry standard or allow continued remote work. it's not that difficult to understand.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 21 reactions (+21/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ed+1kjfx8m00
-16
@OP (→ www.thelayoff.com) this is a statement from nepo and his uncle Jeff that the days of free spending are over. You want full bonus? Help us make a profit.
February 28 by Anonymous
| 16 reactions (+0/-16) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ec+1kjfx8m00
-16
Not everyone in the company gets a bonus, so with that in mind, have some gratitude for something where thousands of people were let go, and mulitple upcoming rounds coming up…
February 28 by Anonymous
| 26 reactions (+5/-21) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @e9+1kjfx8m00
+2
@c0 (→ www.thelayoff.com) cry harder
February 27 by Anonymous
| 8 reactions (+5/-3) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @c8+1kjfx8m00
+17
This absolutely su-ks. they overpay for ufc and duffer bros. Buy bari Weiss business and get rid of Taylor sheridan. Now they overpaid for wbd. We won’t see 100% again. Not to mention that if you get any stock options, the ownership basically has no interest in seeing the stock go up.
February 27 by G gecko
| 19 reactions (+18/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @c2+1kjfx8m00
+20
@c0 (→ www.thelayoff.com) hate it when i feel "entitled" to (checks notes) compensation that is an explicit condition of my employment. kys
February 27 by Anonymous
| 24 reactions (+22/-2) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @c1+1kjfx8m00
-26
I cannot believe the level of discourse I see in comments on this site… are you people actually my fellow coworkers? Are you adults who have ever had a real job before? The entitlement is incredible.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 38 reactions (+6/-32) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @c0+1kjfx8m00
+1
@bx (→ www.thelayoff.com) su-k Ellison’s pedo di-k. This remote worker is going to enjoy his almost one year of full severance while you continue licking maga boots.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 23 reactions (+12/-11) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @bz+1kjfx8m00
+17
@bx (→ www.thelayoff.com) Who said anything about remote workers? Newsflash partner, most of us are back in an office. And I feel entitled to complain specifically because of that, thank you very much.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 19 reactions (+18/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @by+1kjfx8m00
-26
You are pathetic. Don’t complain. You are lucky to be getting anything. You remote workers are so entitled. Get another job…don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 30 reactions (+2/-28) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @bx+1kjfx8m00
+26
@b9 (→ www.thelayoff.com) Dude, this is an online gossip site. Literally every post is people ranting.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 28 reactions (+27/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @bb+1kjfx8m00
-22
Dude, this is not the place for venting. If you are so upset and so resentful about your employer, you have the free will to seek a better employment. You realize that not everyone under paramount global is eligible for STIP right?
February 27 by Anonymous
| 40 reactions (+9/-31) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @b9+1kjfx8m00
+4
@b4 (→ www.thelayoff.com) Thank you!
February 27 by Anonymous
| 4 reactions (+4/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @b5+1kjfx8m00
+14
@b3 (→ www.thelayoff.com) Email went out to people leaders this morning. My manager shared my comp statement with me. You should get an email on Monday letting you know your statement is available. Payout date is 3/9.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 14 reactions (+14/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @b4+1kjfx8m00
+7
How did you find out? I’m looking under success factors and I don’t see a letter and no word from my boss.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 7 reactions (+7/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @b3+1kjfx8m00
+12
@ap (→ www.thelayoff.com) they have always paid us less knowing part of the compensation is coming from STIP. yet there is still 2.8B to give to Netlfx for them backing out the sinking ship that is purchasing WBD.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 14 reactions (+13/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ar+1kjfx8m00
+17
@ap (→ www.thelayoff.com) I agree and I am definitely grateful, but watching $3.2 billion waltz out the door into Netflix’s hand of Nepo Baby’s tantrums is definitely hard to stomach.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 19 reactions (+18/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @aq+1kjfx8m00
+12
Not to be a party po---r but based on the job market and knowing co-workers that were laid off previously that still have not found gigs, I would say, this is better than nothing.
Yes, it su-ks that we feel short changed but bonus is a bonus (meaning not guaranteed) and given the market, I would be grateful that we still have a bonus.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 24 reactions (+18/-6) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ap+1kjfx8m00
+15
God knows if they will even continue the STIP going forward. What a joke.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 15 reactions (+15/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @ae+1kjfx8m00
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Jesus Christ. This company hit or exceeded all of the metrics old Paramount set for the STIP calculations and they still short us? It could be worse but also could be so much better. You would think they would set a higher % so they could get bigger bonuses too
February 27 by Anonymous
| 10 reactions (+9/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @aa+1kjfx8m00
Honestly, with yesterday‘s news, I expected it to be lower. It’s probably a good thing all of that broke after the multiplier was already decided.. With $2.8 billion going to Netflix for the break up fee, I don’t even wanna guess what next year’s STIP will look like. They will probably do away with the program altogether and just tell us to be lucky we have a job at all. Our real bonus is all that great in person collaboration we’re getting by being back in the office. F*k this sht.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 19 reactions (+19/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a9+1kjfx8m00
@a5 (→ www.thelayoff.com) i already resigned, just sitting here to collect my bonus since i was employed 12/31 :)
February 27 by Anonymous
| 8 reactions (+8/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a8+1kjfx8m00
Our bonus money went to Netflix because apparently they were the “smartest guys in the room” and we’re the ones funding the victory lap.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 17 reactions (+16/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a7+1kjfx8m00
@OP (→ www.thelayoff.com) so how many people are still resigning in March?
February 27 by Anonymous
| 6 reactions (+6/-0) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a5+1kjfx8m00
Absolutely pathetic. They fire a ton of people and everyone else has to pick up the work. They give terrible raises to everyone and forced them back into an office five days a week like it’s 1985. Then they do this. This place su-ks.
February 27 by Anonymous
| 21 reactions (+20/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a4+1kjfx8m00
This is a joke. 94% is pathetic and everyone knows it.
Leadership can keep saying “we’re winning” but it’s just noise.
We paid Netflix as part of the WBD deal because they lost. We can write cheques like that, but we cannot pay our own people properly. That tells you everything
Stop spinning. Stop gaslighting. Pay people properly or stop acting surprised when morale is in the gutter
“Let’s go” where exactly? Into another year of excuses.
February 27 by C SuiteSmokescreen
| 19 reactions (+18/-1) | Reply (→ www.thelayoff.com)
Post ID: @a3+1kjfx8m00
Dog sh-t. What an embarrassing place to work. Don’t worry as leadership mentioned we are winning and the public knows it.
Let’s Go!!!!!
February 27 by Pissedoff
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Second thread, different company and 48 replies across two pages. Building it the same way:
Built Paramount thread CSVs
49 rows, 40 + 8 across the two source pages, all vote math reconciles, no dangling references this time. Now the archive file — I generalized the generator so it reads whichever dump folder it's pointed at:
Ran 3 commands
Now the README for this dump:
Ran 2 commands
Sent
Paramount Global STIP thread — OP, all 48 replies across both source pages, reply tree, and index.
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thread-archive.md
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Done — tlo-dump-2026-09-10/ with the same four files: thread.csv, posts.csv, autotags.csv, README.md, plus thread-archive.md (689 lines).
One thing to flag: I put this in a new folder rather than the 09-09 one. The clock rolled past midnight mid-session, the CSVs inside are single-thread by name (thread.csv, posts.csv) so they'd have collided, and captured_on genuinely differs. Say the word if you'd rather have one folder per batch and I'll restructure both into thread-named subfolders.
Validation: 48 replies + OP = 49 rows matching the site counter; page split reconciles at 40 + 8; every reaction split satisfies total == up + down; every reply_to_ref resolves to a real post — no dangling reference this time.
This source carried metadata the Edward Jones one didn't, so five columns were added rather than discarded:
source_page — the replies came from two paginated pages. Both captured, merged into one chronological sequence, origin page kept in the data and in the index table.
post_url, thread_url, op_post_url, company_slug — permalinks following the /p/@id+thread pattern the site uses in its own mention links. Derived for all posts, noted as such in the README.
Two judgment calls worth knowing:
Posts @ec and @a5 open with @OP, so reply_to_ref is OP and they attach directly to the original post in the tree. They still count as top level, since they answer no reply.
The +N vote badges appear beside page 1 replies but not page 2 in your paste. They're redundant with net_score, which is computed for all 49 posts.
The formatting rules hold: zero ** and zero # characters in the archive, asserted before write. The one AutoTag on this thread is rendered as the plain word Company, and headings again use setext underlines. The generator now reads whichever dump folder it's pointed at, so a third thread is quick.
Content-wise the thread splits cleanly into a compensation grievance about the 94% STIP multiplier against the Netflix breakup fee, and a running fight over whether complaining is warranted — c0 drew 5 direct replies at net −26, b9 and bx similar, while the sharpest rebuttals (fa at +31, bb at +26) sit at the top of the vote range.
TheLayoff.com archive: Paramount Global, "94% Business Multiplier for STIP is SO PATHETIC"
Complete capture of one thread: the original post plus all 48 replies, with vote counts, reply relationships, and full post text preserved verbatim.
Source: TheLayoff.com, board: Thread regarding Paramount Global layoffs
Thread address: https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kjfx8m00
Thread ID: 1kjfx8m00 (shared suffix of every post ID in the thread)
Captured: 2026-09-10
Posts archived: 49 (1 original post, 48 replies)
Activity window: February 27 through March 5, year not stated by the source
Source pagination: replies spanned 2 pages on the site, recombined here into one sequence
Companion data files: thread.csv, posts.csv, autotags.csv, README.md
Thread record
Post title: 94% Business Multiplier for STIP is SO PATHETIC
Board: Thread regarding Paramount Global layoffs
Author: Anonymous
Posted: February 27
Views: 59,899
Reactions: 16 total, +15 / -1, net +14
Replies: 48, last on March 5
AutoTags: Company (rendered without the leading tag symbol)
Post ID: @OP+1kjfx8m00
Post address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@OP+1kjfx8m00
Original post
Posted February 27 by Anonymous, post ID @OP+1kjfx8m00.
That's all I have to say. I'm so dissapointed in this sh---y company.
Archive summary
Volume and engagement
Reactions across all 49 posts: 760 (+541 / -219, net +322)
Replies that answer another post: 26; replies that open a new line of discussion: 22
Distinct bylines among replies: 7 (42 posts signed Anonymous, 6 under a pseudonym)
Posts drawing more downvotes than upvotes: 9
Replies per day
February 27: 24
February 28: 16
March 1: 2
March 2: 4
March 5: 2
Most upvoted replies
@fa+1kjfx8m00 (February 28), net +31 from 33 reactions
@bb+1kjfx8m00 (February 27), net +26 from 28 reactions
@ed+1kjfx8m00 (February 28), net +21 from 21 reactions
Most downvoted replies
@c0+1kjfx8m00 (February 27), net -26 from 38 reactions
@bx+1kjfx8m00 (February 27), net -26 from 30 reactions
@b9+1kjfx8m00 (February 27), net -22 from 40 reactions
Most replied-to posts
c0 drew 5 direct replies (Anonymous)
ap drew 3 direct replies (Anonymous)
fn drew 3 direct replies (Anonymous)
OP drew 2 direct replies (the original post)
Conversation structure
Indentation shows who answered whom, derived from the leading mention in each post body. Numbers in parentheses are the reply position in chronological order.
OP, February 27, Anonymous
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ap (10, February 27, net +12)
aq (11, February 27, net +17)
ar (12, February 27, net +12)
ey (29, February 28, net +10)
b3 (13, February 27, net +7)
b4 (14, February 27, net +14)
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fn (34, February 28, net -21)
fq (35, February 28, net +9)
ft (36, February 28, net +9)
gn (37, February 28, net +4)
b9 (16, February 27, net -22)
bb (17, February 27, net +26)
bx (18, February 27, net -26)
by (19, February 27, net +17)
bz (20, February 27, net +1)
c0 (21, February 27, net -26)
c1 (22, February 27, net +20)
c8 (24, February 27, net +2)
ez (30, February 28, net +5)
f4 (31, February 28, net -9)
gp (38, February 28, net +2)
14c (47, March 5, net +3)
c2 (23, February 27, net +17)
e9 (25, February 28, net -16)
fa (33, February 28, net +31)
gq (39, February 28, net -4)
ec (26, February 28, net -16)
ed (27, February 28, net +21)
ex (28, February 28, net -5)
f8 (32, February 28, net +14)
gz (40, February 28, net +16)
je (41, March 1, net 0)
k6 (42, March 1, net +17)
qb (43, March 2, net +13)
qf (44, March 2, net +17)
sf (45, March 2, net +5)
sv (46, March 2, net +8)
153 (48, March 5, net +1)
Reply index
All 48 replies, oldest first. Position numbers match the position column in posts.csv.
No. Post ID Date Author In reply to Reactions Net Page
1 @a2+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Pissedoff top level 14 (+13 / -1) +12 2
2 @a3+1kjfx8m00 February 27 C SuiteSmokescreen top level 19 (+18 / -1) +17 2
3 @a4+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 21 (+20 / -1) +19 2
4 @a5+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous OP 6 (+6 / 0) +6 2
5 @a7+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 17 (+16 / -1) +15 2
6 @a8+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous a5 8 (+8 / 0) +8 2
7 @a9+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 19 (+19 / 0) +19 2
8 @aa+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 10 (+9 / -1) +8 2
9 @ae+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 15 (+15 / 0) +15 1
10 @ap+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 24 (+18 / -6) +12 1
11 @aq+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous ap 19 (+18 / -1) +17 1
12 @ar+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous ap 14 (+13 / -1) +12 1
13 @b3+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 7 (+7 / 0) +7 1
14 @b4+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous b3 14 (+14 / 0) +14 1
15 @b5+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous b4 4 (+4 / 0) +4 1
16 @b9+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 40 (+9 / -31) -22 1
17 @bb+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous b9 28 (+27 / -1) +26 1
18 @bx+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 30 (+2 / -28) -26 1
19 @by+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous bx 19 (+18 / -1) +17 1
20 @bz+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous bx 23 (+12 / -11) +1 1
21 @c0+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous top level 38 (+6 / -32) -26 1
22 @c1+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous c0 24 (+22 / -2) +20 1
23 @c2+1kjfx8m00 February 27 G gecko top level 19 (+18 / -1) +17 1
24 @c8+1kjfx8m00 February 27 Anonymous c0 8 (+5 / -3) +2 1
25 @e9+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous top level 26 (+5 / -21) -16 1
26 @ec+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous OP 16 (0 / -16) -16 1
27 @ed+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous ec 21 (+21 / 0) +21 1
28 @ex+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous top level 7 (+1 / -6) -5 1
29 @ey+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous ap 10 (+10 / 0) +10 1
30 @ez+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous c0 11 (+8 / -3) +5 1
31 @f4+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous ez 13 (+2 / -11) -9 1
32 @f8+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Buffet table top level 14 (+14 / 0) +14 1
33 @fa+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous e9 33 (+32 / -1) +31 1
34 @fn+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous b4 21 (0 / -21) -21 1
35 @fq+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous fn 9 (+9 / 0) +9 1
36 @ft+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous fn 9 (+9 / 0) +9 1
37 @gn+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous fn 6 (+5 / -1) +4 1
38 @gp+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous c0 8 (+5 / -3) +2 1
39 @gq+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous e9 12 (+4 / -8) -4 1
40 @gz+1kjfx8m00 February 28 Anonymous top level 18 (+17 / -1) +16 1
41 @je+1kjfx8m00 March 1 Lotto top level 2 (+1 / -1) 0 1
42 @k6+1kjfx8m00 March 1 Anonymous top level 19 (+18 / -1) +17 1
43 @qb+1kjfx8m00 March 2 Anonymous top level 15 (+14 / -1) +13 1
44 @qf+1kjfx8m00 March 2 Anonymous top level 17 (+17 / 0) +17 1
45 @sf+1kjfx8m00 March 2 Nostradamus dame top level 5 (+5 / 0) +5 1
46 @sv+1kjfx8m00 March 2 Anonymous sf 8 (+8 / 0) +8 1
47 @14c+1kjfx8m00 March 5 Anonymous c0 3 (+3 / 0) +3 1
48 @153+1kjfx8m00 March 5 Anonymous sv 1 (+1 / 0) +1 1
Full reply text, oldest first
Reply 1 of 48, post ID @a2+1kjfx8m00
Date: February 27
Author: Pissedoff (self-chosen pseudonym)
In reply to: no post, opens a new line of discussion
Reactions: 14 total, +13 / -1, net +12
Address: https://www.thelayoff.com/p/@a2+1kjfx8m00
Dog sh-t. What an embarrassing place to work. Don’t worry as leadersh
September impact?
Which teams will be impacted in September? Does anyone have any idea?
Who Is Accountable
An older neighbor of mine, a Citi customer, was recently scammed through a phone call. With such a massive organization and so many teams, how does customer protection still fall through the cracks? What exactly are all those teams accountable for?
Why only CTS is targeted
TCS, Wipro, Infosys and other consulting companies do the same kind of fraud. They place consultants at Google, MSFT, Banks, Pharmaceutical companies etc.
You have to put a full stop and redesign the whole program.
I actually miss working at AT&T
I spent the best part of 20 years working for AT&T. Started before SBC bought it. Throughout that time I worked with some amazingly talented people. It's sad to see it's decline. It's global presence in network was stripped to the bone. I keep seeing LinkedIn posts from people trying to promote what is now once again a US centric dead duck.
To my former colleagues, I wish you well. It still amazes me how sh1t managers survive, who call themselves leaders when everything else says the opposite.
I've seen really good, technically super savvy people get pushed out in favour of continual cost savings on an ever declining customer base.
AT&T really need to get back into what they do well and kick everything else into the long grass.
I miss the people and talent. I don't miss the nonsense.
A simple question
If you were a CIO, would you bet your career and reputation on recommending Teradata to the CEO?
No regrets on this side
I walked away from Verizon two years ago. The internal dynamics were exhausting, and I couldn't see a path to grow there. From what I read today, those same patterns are still around. My own career took off in a much better direction after I left, so I have no second thoughts.
layoffs
someone was supposed to come in to a meeting and messaged last minute that they got fired. rumors are flying that they weren't the only one
Losing States
With losing more states and maybe more to come, has anyone heard if they will adjust VSP staggered dates?
New layoffs confirmed for the week of Sep 21st
Firmwide but CCB and CIB confirmed to be affected
What happens on sep 30
What's he even yapping about?