#irony

No layoffs for the foreseeable future , our CEO said our new plan will be built around our most important asset, our people

Rest easy people and collect that cheque

Guys , Good news . I heard that there will be no layoffs this year . They are trying to retain the employees as much as possible.

May be there will be no hike but everyone is safe

Good luck to everyone! Happy Tuesday

Agreed and confirmed 100%, these moves will drive the company forward

We are going to be more agile, leaner and will deliver value faster and more effectively

Our car parks are going to be full 7 days a week. You will need armour to protect yourself from someone trying to get to their desk before you so they can do their best work

These people are losing out on the incredible energy in the office, positive atmosphere, everyone working together doing high 5s, meetings rooms and car parks heaving with new hires

It's unbelievable

They have now moved into the space of sc--wing up the Portland housing market! Finding irony in the fact she can’t sell her house!

Sometimes I can’t tell if this company is a giant parody or not. Whoever is leading TA/HR is missing brain cells

We home office associates find this award horribly ironic. Wonder how much they had to pay to make it on this list.

Instagram posts showing happy employees look like they're from a parallel-universe Dell.

Go here https://www.forbes.com/lists/employers-culture/ and tell me I'm not seeing things. Edward Jones in at No. 21?

John Stankey built his entire career on exactly the kind of institutional loyalty he now tells 130,000 people is dead.

He joined Pacific Bell in 1985 straight out of college. He has never meaningfully worked anywhere else — Pacific Bell became SBC, SBC acquired AT&T, and he climbed every rung of the same organizational ladder for 40 years without ever having to compete in an open market for a job.

He didn't get to CEO by being market-based. He got there by being loyal, patient, politically savvy, and present for four decades in the same building. He is the living embodiment of boomer corporate loyalty — and he abolished it the moment he reached the top.

That is not irony.

That is a specific kind of moral corruption that comes from people who pull the ladder up behind them.

They pushed RTO hard and productivity somehow dropped instead of improving. Who'd have thought? (Other than everybody with two functioning brain cells, of course.)

The Culture Week "pep rallies" and platitudes of how much this company cares about the culture and it's employees is nauseating, especially during a week when another round of layoffs is happening.

anyone else see the sick irony of execs posting how much centerwell values patient mental health after cutting all the lcsws? insulting to think vendor pals will do the work

Verizon has a long history of successful execution on transformative and bold initiatives at scale. From go90, aol, yahoo, plus play, hum, blue jeans, finance transformation, Verizon global services, return to office, project 626 for customer service, and more - we have a record we can be proud of. Our leaders are experts in organizing teams in ways that result in role clarity, expertise, and results. This winning culture will do the same for our transformative AI initiatives. I have zero doubt how this will play out. Let’s go team!

https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-layoffs-deflation-us-economy-job-market-outlook-citi-2026-2

The new course on SAP Strategy is really inspiring. I love the presentation given by SS.

And there are no layoffs mentioned. Looks like we can all breathe freely this year.

Citigroup wants to help American families build financial stability. Unless those families work for Citigroup.
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https://www.ibtimes.com/citi-pledges-35m-household-financial-resilience-while-slashing-60000-jobs-that-destroy-3796814

Still hungover

Viva Las Vegas, Baby! #LeadingWithCompassion

...but they sc--wed up!! They laid me off on 9/30. Not too bright...now they'll have to mark down one of their buddies due to the "curve" ranking. LOLOLOLOL! Oh the irony.....

Got the axe this morning. Band 8 Engr. Was doing the work for higher band team members. It is ironic that Dan wants to get leaner and perform better but keeps bloat that has been here for nearly a decade, but kicks younger employees to the curb.

I find it ironic that Cisco who’s known for layoffs has these sales leaders who are well off preaching about supporting the homeless when they directly contribute to the issue. Many people who get laid off have families and houses and losing their livelihoods can directly impact their ability to provide for their families and potentially lose their means of shelter. Look the mission is great but doing this at a company like Cisco feels tone deaf

"At Cargill, everyone matters and everyone counts. Cargill is committed to creating and sustaining an inclusive and diverse work environment where all employees are treated with dignity and respect"

There was NO dignity and certainly ZERO respect when I was laid off. I was ghosted by my manager and treated by the company, colleagues like I'd been fired for cause.