I've been asked to sign an NDA before my interview next week and this is the first time something like that happened to me. Am I to understand that this is a standard procedure and I should just do it? I admit I haven't had the need to interview in a... — read more
Will the list be based on performance?
For now we can only guess but I'm wondering if the layoff list will be based on performance. What do you think?
Sales?
Did anyone hear anything about laying off sales personnel?
Merry Christmas To All
Appreciate this isn’t really a forum that promotes positivity but with all the uncertainty on what’s happening with VMware at the moment wanted to wish everyone best wishes during the Christmas period and hope you get to spend some real quality time... — read more
Culture is terrible
And it has only gotten worse since the acquisition was announced. Are there really people who still like it here and plan to stay even when Broadcom takes over? I can understand staying because you don't want to risk changing jobs in this economy... — read more
Explore no longer in SF - Under the cloak of the holiday period
Nicely done. VMware cancels VMExplore and certainly picked the right day and week to announce it many will completely miss it. For those that think nothing will change… another warning shot fired... — read more
50% lay offs in January?
VP told someone it seems 50% lay offs coming in two stages, first laying off underperforming employees and then volunteering then sharp cut, totaling up to 50%
January layoffs
How reliable are rumors about another major layoff round at the end of January?
Hock Tan To Change Name to Hock Tanzu
Hock is said to be so enthusiastic about the Tanzu part of the VMware acquisition that he is legally changing his name to Hock Tanzu. It is also understood that he will also be getting a tattoo of the Tanzu logo, but there is currently little detail... — read more
Any official updates from the European Commission?
Has anyone heard anything official from the European Commission? I believe today was the provisional deadline, as per the following link: https://ec.europa.eu/competition/elojade/isef/case_details.cfm?proc_code=2_M_10806
expenses keep getting rejected
expenses for things like phone and internet are being rejected bc the receipt wasnt to their standards. weird bc ive been handing in the same receipt since i started working at VMware. anyone else??? so frustrating
Information Security Safe?
Hello, I am a new hire (December) that was hired onto the SIRT team. I was wondering if anyone has heard about Information Security layoffs?
Next week off
VMware has been generous with their benefits, but who is buying next weeks, week off it out of the goodness of their hearts??
Citrix/TIBCO crystal ball - Hock Jr closed a-s European offices
https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kdu5PhC Stuff like this is our future.
Honorary Tanzu Sucks Post
Tanzu sucks. That is all. Signed, Pumped and Jazzed
Examples of poor leadership:
Let's name some examples of poor leadership we have here. There are so many things that have been frustrating me for a long time, I don't know which one I would single out as the biggest example of bad leadership.
Vmware only posted 1% growth most recent quarter!!!
Is this a sign Vmware is in trouble? https://www.theregister.com/2022/12/13/three_senior_vmware_executives_leave/ Also, EU may block the deal. A good news?
January layoffs
Is it true that the next big layoff will be in January?
Major internal outages
If your place of work had two major internal service outages in a week, what would you think?
I still can't find a better opportunity
I've been looking for other options for a long time, but I'm getting a little depressed because the offers I get usually mean a significant pay cut. It seems that this is the harsh reality for the majority of us who are looking for new jobs?... — read more
WWKO and Leader Summit
So…. WWKO is virtual and Leadership Summit is in person in Vegas for 2 days…. Who thought that was a good idea? Great message to the company.
Lohmeyer, Gillis & Patel are OUT?!?
Wait! Where are these guys going? Who was named to replace them? I thought these three guys had retention incentives to stay until the Broadcom close. What happened?
Was it better or worse under Dell
I am curious if people think it was better with VMWare under Dell? I assume the best time was EMC pre-merger as they just left VMware to do its thing.
Save the turtles - who gets fired before they do.
The all hands today was awesome, one of the most energized fist pumped meetings I’ve ever attended. Truly amazing. ….However in this season of good will, we need to look after those less fortunate than ourselves, therefore we need to save the... — read more
All Hands
I'm so pumped for all the spin and BS I'm about to hear!
You should be gone by now
If you're still at VMware, can you please explain why? Why do you choose to stay when there are constant layoffs and when you know there'll be a major culling once the acquisition is finalized? I left in October and my life has improved so much in... — read more
Why did all 3 VP's leave at the same time
My best guess is there was some kind of incentive or stipulation in their contracts that held them here until today. I couldn't see any of them leaving, without their shares being fully vested first.
3 SVPs gone today. Company meeting tomorrow. What’s next?
3 SVPs gone today. Company meeting tomorrow. What’s next? Any other news?
Get your popcorn ready
Today is going to be an exciting day.
Imagine if the deal falls through
I know it's not likely but it's also not impossible. We still need to see how the whole EU thing is going to play out. Imagine going through months and months of stressing and worrying and some people leaving for jobs that pay less just to find out... — read more
Worst of the worst
Informal survey of worst / useless orgs or groups at VMW in no particular order. DEI DMT TANZU VELO EUC All these teams seem to hold a common thread, everyone hates them. So far, while by no means scientific, a casual reading of the posts indicate... — read more
Another Dell/Silver Lake scam - $1 Billion fine
https://www.theregister.com/2022/11/16/dell_inc/ When you just agree to pay a billion dollars you know they were cooking the books for even more than that. What a bunch of financial engineering crooks who continue to sc--w around with... — read more
Working at Broadcom video contains many red flags, let's take a look.
Broadcom recently posted a video titled "Working at Broadcom", featuring what employees like the most. If you haven't seen it, watch it then come back to read the rest. I'll wait... — read more
It seems EU might go for phase 2
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3915419-broadcom-to-face-in-depth-european-probe-into-broadcom-vmware-deal-report
Percentage of irrelevant roles
It is hard to even guess how many irrelevant roles there are that do not add any value to the company. Any idea how many such roles are here? Compared to other companies I've worked at, I think VMW has too many of them.
vCuffs
Technology industry, are you ready? If you thought vSphere was a game changing product, just wait until you see the next great innovation from VMware after Broadcom acquires it! What is it you ask? Your dying of excitement and can't contain... — read more
Stock question
Let's say I have 100k of unvested RSU today at the current market price for VMW. What will happen when the deal closes? I'm assuming they convert to Broadcom stock, but at the $142 per share price, not the current market price, but I wanted to... — read more
Hock's fallacy
Hock likes to argue that Broadcom an engineering-first company. He also says the shareholders are all that matter, and he has a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders. If that's true, then why doesn't Hock lay himself off? Think about... — read more
Americas All Hands Call
Every time I join one of these calls, I think im about to get laid off. Instead, I am greeted with corny 80s rock, corporate skits, and hardcore kool-aid.