Technology industry, are you ready?
If you thought vSphere was a game changing product, just wait until you see the next great innovation from VMware after Broadcom acquires it!
What is it you ask? Your dying of excitement and can't contain yourself, you say?
Well wait no more - Introducing vCuffs, the nextgen, nextgen, nextgen hybrid cloud platform!
vCuffs bring together all the great products you've bought and don't use from VMware, into a single all you can eat package.
Sound too good to be true, well it gets better.
vCuffs will cost twice as much, have fewer new features, and our support staff will ignore you and be less helpful than ever before! Sorry that's not fair, our support staff won't technically be ignoring you, since they won't be there because we laid them off.
Oh and I almost forgot! A large portion of your proceeds will be donated to needy billionaires worldwide.
So call up your VMware rep today while they are still around, and ask them how you can get on the early adopter program for vCuffs.
You will absolutely regret it!