Jobs need to understand that the ONLY way to make me feel appreciated is to pay me what I’m worth. That’s it. No amount of “lunch on me”, t shirts, or “team building” is going to cut it.
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Return to Office: Featuring Parking Lot Tailgating
Everyone has been ordered to RTO… Nobody said you had to go INSIDE.
Welcome to the Parking Lot, Suite 2026.
BBQ grill next to the company-issued laptop.
Burgers at 11:47 AM because “lunch meeting.”
Tailgate chairs for the 9 AM Zoom.
Beverages in the cooler labeled “Q4 Financials.”
Wi-Fi mysteriously works better next to the smoker.
Productivity is down 87%, but morale is at an all-time high.
HR: “Why is everyone working outside?”
Employees: “We’re embracing the company’s return-to-office initiative.”
HR: “Why is there a grill?”
Employees: “Team building.”
HR: “Why are there 37 folding chairs?”
Employees: “Collaboration.”
HR: “Who brought the co-----e set?”
Employees: “Leadership.”
At this point, the parking lot isn’t a parking lot.
It’s a corporate tailgate with benefits.
Welcome back, everyone. Please remember to badge into the building before returning to your assigned folding chair.
TR ever had sponsored company retreats? Team building events?
I’ve been here a good number of years and feel such a lack in company sponsored retreats, team bonding events etc. I haven’t even experienced a real company year end dinner. All I get every year is more work. And I was on a call with a VP that said don’t expect any budget for year end event this year. Not that we ever had one.
Hackathon won by new kids and cousins of SVP's and A0's
Rigged hackathon's for and cronies of SVP's and A0's...
Is Paramount actually Lumon from Severance?
Just read this... it's giving "waffle party" energy from severance. They really think going out for coffee is going to make us ok with going in five days per week? Do they think we're stupid?
Managers who encounter resistance to RTO should help their team bond by inviting them "out for a coffee or lunch, or hold a team-building activity," Paramount said in an "RTO People Leader Toolkit" obtained by Business Insider.
Bosses who can't think of a way to unite their team can turn to AI, the document said: "You can also prompt Microsoft Copilot: give me examples of team-building activities."
"Strong relationships build trust, help people feel part of a community, and enhance well-being," the document said.
Which parts of a job are more draining or traumatic for you than they let on?
I'm asking because I dread any team-building experiences and apparently I'm a minority in that. I wonder what other people see as horrible that I might see as perfectly normal.
Have anyone heard about Flex team in Fiserv
Have anyone heard about Flex Devex Team what do they do ?