Topics regarding layoffs at Halliburton Co.

Topics regarding layoffs at Halliburton Co.

LESSON LEARNED:

When the upswing hits stride and hiring resumes, NEGOTIATE YOUR SEVERANCE PACKAGE UP FRONT !!. Why not? That's what the suits do.

Halliburton, the world's second largest energy services firm, has cut at least 35,000 jobs - about 40 percent of its workforce.

Halliburton's failed pursuit of its Houston rival Baker Hughes cost shareholders and employees dearly as the energy services firm reported a multibillion dollar loss in the second quarter and slashed another 5,000 jobs across its global workforce... — read more 

ATTENTION PEONS!!!

After the second quarter announcement, Jeff, Mark, and Lawrence approached me and told me that their multi-million dollar performance bonuses might not be so good this year. After careful consideration of my own, it has been decided that some... — read more 

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Daves our hero!

All can rest easy no more layoffs we are stuck with what we have ! Unless....... Dave decides hes doesnt luv us anymore! Hmmmm....

Big Dave's words of wisdom

Direct from transcript of the earnings call: “As we prepare for the upcycle, our approach to the market remains unchanged. We remain focused on consistent execution, generating superior financial performance, and providing industry-leading... — read more 

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If you weren't a field hand first at Sperry

If you weren't a field hand first, you shouldn't have a desk job at Sperry. You shouldn't be managing camps, you shouldn't be in R&D and you shouldn't be running corporate. It is Sperry's field hand reputation why sperry kicked assI the past. People... — read more 

Landmark move to NB Complete.

Well we're all moved into our lovely new cubes at NB now. What a clusterf--k that was. Word around the office is that Nags and his ilk were expecting a lot more attrition than the 2 lucky bastards who decided not to add the extra 3 hours a day to... — read more 

Drilling & Evaluation Technology Director

What happens if you quit your job as the Wireline & Perforating Services Technology Director to join the Integration Team and the merger failed ? You get a new job created just for you! Introducing the Drilling & Evaluation Technology Director... — read more 

Short-timers

what were/are the requirements/qualifications for being a member of the (dis)INTEGRATION Team.

You can do this.

Some of you are just the cutest things. I see you so dutifully sitting at your desks. Well glory be, here is your opportunity to participate. Don't be shy. Now, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 indicating SUCKS and a 10 being ON PAR FOR EXCELLENCE... — read more 

NEW, EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION of "BobbleHead Dave"

HR would like to take this opportunity to introduce with ouExclusive, EXTREMELY LIMITED edition of our highly successful "Bobblehead Dave" doll! Be the first in YOUR department to get your "Management Dave" bobblehead. He will be something YOU will... — read more 

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