Thread regarding Halliburton Co. layoffs

Landmark move to NB Complete.

Well we're all moved into our lovely new cubes at NB now. What a clusterf--k that was. Word around the office is that Nags and his ilk were expecting a lot more attrition than the 2 lucky bastards who decided not to add the extra 3 hours a day to their commute.

So if your not one of the chosen East Indians from Nags caste or one of the brown nosed Mexicans, get ready for the sh-- to hit the fan. Layoffs will be happening this quarter and they will be at least as severe as the last round. Having said that, everybody I know have been actively looking for another job for months now.

In the meantime, I propose that we declare Friday's "Cheeseburger Day". Let's all walk around the office eating cheeseburgers all day starting tomorrow. Better yet, get on the Nags bus tomorrow with a big old Texan cheeseburger in your hand. Let's all watch Nags and his ilk turn as white as us. Many of us will likely be gone in a month or two anyways so what do we have to loose?

Our only chance over the longer term is if Trump gets elected and cancels all their visas.

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Post ID: @OP+Io9mtKr

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You need to be cool.. brown-nosed need to clenching their asses tight, otherwise, they going to take their PhD Bullsh!t back to India for wipe their wives assoff... LMFAO.. no toilet in the house.. really brown-nosed?

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Post ID: @3lho+Io9mtKr

Wow, that's a pretty impressive resume! It would be much more credible if the grammar and spelling was above a high school level.

I do have one question; how many times a day did DecisionSpace crash on you?

You can thank Nags for that. And crappy software leads to lost business opportunities and hence all the layoffs.

So get my paper hat ready, Mr Crew Chief because we will all be coming soon.

Cheers and pass the Special Sauce!

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Post ID: @3pag+Io9mtKr

Wow, and to think they let me go and kept your trash talking mouths. And neither one of you have the talent to train me in the oilfield or McDonald's. I spent 40 years working as a Mud Logger, Mud Engineer, ADT Engineer, built, designed and ran RT Operating Centers (both Hal's & customers), was a global advisor for SS Directional Drilling department, introduced engineering and RT technology to HDBD, did Well Engineering and Planning using all of LMK's latest drilling & geological software packages ( including DecisionSpace) and have worked globally demonstrating, supporting and utilizing all the above since 1976. And oh yeah, I was man enough to make the drive to Oakpark myself. I didn't whine and have to take the bus. So quite your bellyaching, get to work on time and do your job. Leave any training you want to try and provide to the professionals.

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Post ID: @2dsk+Io9mtKr

what a great attitude to have dic---ad...... Apparently, you are not aware of the layoffs heading your way!!!!

I will have my paper hat when you show up looking for a job. I will train you and maybe I can teach you how to have a better attitude.

If it doesn't work out I will fire your ass!!!!

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Post ID: @2cgc+Io9mtKr

Hey A--hole, no doubt you were laid off because you are lazy and incompetent. So enjoy your extended vacation, put on a paper hat, and head over to your nearest MacDonalds and beg for a job.

We will ask the bus driver to make a burger stop on our way to NB.

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Post ID: @2cen+Io9mtKr

I live close to NB. I'll gladly replace one of you sore losers who are complaining about the drive. I drove to Oakpark for the last 4-5 years before being let go. So understand what you mean about the driving time. A short hop to the NB complex would be like being on vacation!

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Post ID: @2zsn+Io9mtKr

After cancelling their visas, Trump will ask Mexico to employ them to build the wall. The wall that they build will break and crumble like the software applications DSPA, DSPB ...... DSPZ etc. they built. So they will make America great again for Mexicans.

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Post ID: @1psp+Io9mtKr

WOW! What a loser. I feel so bad for you I'll help you find a bridge to jump from.

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Post ID: @1jsk+Io9mtKr

Jeepers

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Post ID: @kyu+Io9mtKr

Show your company loyalty by making sure that the cheeseburgers you are munching on, are genuine What-A-Burgers, a genuine Texas company.

You also might want to consider being equal opportunity offenders by bringing in some BBQ pork sandwiches.

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