After the second quarter announcement, Jeff, Mark, and Lawrence approached me and told me that their multi-million dollar performance bonuses might not be so good this year. After careful consideration of my own, it has been decided that some districts and maybe even some countries might need to be shut down. It breaks your Uncle Dave's heart to do this, since you know how much I love you Peons. I'm looking for suggestions where I might let the hammer fall.
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P.S. I should really have tried to take over that company who makes the blue pill, viagra, since that is the only thing which is raising my stocks these days, Peons.
Don't listen to him, Peons. I promise you that yours truly, Uncle Dave, will hold your hand while your Manager and HR deliver you to Valhalla on any given day till my boner subsides.
Dave my a--. You would make a good used car salesman cause these idiots are eating it up.
I bled Red while I worked for this company. If I ever come face to face with Dave, I'm going to knock his arrogant a-- to the ground, and tell him to eat the dirt, B--ch!!
Hate to tell you, but your Mistress in Real Estate is everybody's Mistress as long as you have a Director or VP title (Man or Woman). Wait a second, there are two Mistress in Real Estate, I forgot about their Leader.
Don't be silly. We all know you are more than capable of pushing the SLB seal through.
Can't interfere with Real Estate, since my Mistress works in that department. I would go after Schlumberger, but the failure of not taking over Baker left me with a severe case of blue balls. I'm afraid it's weatherford or bust, Peons.
After Uncle Dave has to pay Schlumberger a $10 Billion settlement for having a dream about buying them, the whole f---ing company might as well close the doors.
Good idea to start with real estate & nice new office block on beach front Tanzania
Lots of out lay for little or it might be the case none for all PSL.