May the odds be in your favor

If you're going to be laid off, might as well do it in comfort! Feel free to create you own, creative jeans day sticker.

Seeing spots getting reserved and created for reserved. My guess is cabs or shuttles to take all the carpoolers home. Those spots weren't there like that before. Looks like bville could get hit painfully.

I have heard that they are coming back to do more layoffs in Kenedy in the upcoming week. I have also been told that they were concentrating on Houston this week and will coming to Kenedy next week. Anyone know anything?

Merge the Companies .. Bring back Greg Garxxx from PSX .. He has Upstream experience also and can help stock recover with intelligent deals that thrills wall street.

Is anyone aware of C L @ S S _ @ K T l O N cases against the company? Notice the poor spelling is intentional. I think they are screening posts even though cursing and foul language is allowed.

We were 4 members in a team...I was only employee in my team and had 3 expensive contractors ...I was SGL-12 making under $100k and contractors would charge $130/Hr translates to $260k/year/per contractor as they are full time.. Management decided to... — read more 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/surprise--paying-ceos-for-stock-performance-doesn-t-help-companies--cornell-183854141.html It turns out offering CEOs huge bonuses to boost shareholder returns doesn’t actually work, according to a new study from Cornell... — read more 

To my former colleagues, I wish I didn't have to write this, but I think it will help in a little way, to those being laid off. I will list my experiences with the transition service in Calgary. First, do attend the sessions. While most of them may... — read more 

Apparently we are all colleagues (until now) and if we get to meet in person things will be different... but there are so many hatred comments in group.... be respectful people... posting anonymously doesnt mean you have to unleash the devil inside... — read more 

I just heard Vicky Hahn from Alpine was let go. Does anyone have the details?

I got an email today for a recruitment company on my Conocophillips email. They said they have this job that matches my profile. I'm surprised big big time because I have never ever used Conoco email on my resume or I'm not even on LinkedIn.. How is... — read more 

Luncheon next Thursday... but you have to call to make reservations. not company sponsored.. independent firm: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3q1c1ou0y877fsf/FSC_ConocoPhillips%20Houston%2010-8-15%20%28RNW%29.pdf?dl=0

Just wondering if someone has experience in this.... Can you make a good living by daily stock trading from home...if u invest around 50k capital to start with.... I was thinking of doing daily stock trading for living after getting a layoff from... — read more 

I was let go in April. Had a great rating in 2014 plus extra VCIP to recognize exceptional performance. At my severance meeting nobody thanked me for the 35 years and I wasn't allowed to go back to the office. Not really bummed too much about it. Had... — read more 

We were told today at Dairy Ashford that Tuesday and Wednesday will be the days. They said everyone was to be in the office those days and at their desk. They also said they would tell the remaining people Wednesday when everything was over. They... — read more 

Are they going to cut new grad engineers? I'm thinking people with less than 3 yrs experience. I fall into this group. what a time to lose a job - don't have much of an emergency fund, don't have the specialized experience to fit into a role at... — read more 

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-layoff-condolence-cards I like number 5.

Pathetic is this company, run by cowards with no balls.

The bright young production engineer in Minden, LA recently came out with a music video and original music. Please watch for your viewing pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2zV97PTg0s

At my terminal I sat typing, Trying hard to fight off napping. When there came a slight, soft rapping, Rapping on my office door, Only that and nothing more. Then I sat up, startled, freaking Just to hear a voice a-speaking "Your presence now I am... — read more 

It's official COP will only have 3% employees and the rest will be consultants in the EF

Gone. Get ready!

30% done deal!

Who is going to look for another job even if you don't get laid off? I am, this job insecurity is draining me.

As I was going to take vacation next week the AXE MAN caught me before I left What can I say... SLT member called my desk and asked me to come to a meeting room, shook my hand and thanked me for my years of service and left Out placement guy came in... — read more 

Sorry PAC MSOs. It was nice while it lasted.