Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

How will the townhall start tmrw?

Ok so it’s been a sh-t day and days we know. But don’t forget it’s the gleeful townhall tmrw.

What’s you betting on the first words out of any exec.

My bingo card has

  • what an exceptional quarter and it’s all thanks to you
  • we have you to thank for this
  • it’s now time to execute

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Post ID: @OP+1m2hb0hy6

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"Host has turned off Q&A"

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Post ID: @cs+1m2hb0hy6

You guys still go to those?

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Post ID: @av+1m2hb0hy6

@am "Our people are our most important assets".

"Thank you for your service"

"Exciting growth opportunities and employee development projects" .... code for more work for those who remain.

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Post ID: @at+1m2hb0hy6

@a1 Reminds me of MH's town halls. While I disliked him, I have to give him credit for one thing: he kept presenting those town halls until he was too ill to continue. I recall tuning in for one that was already playing the intro music and cycling through the upbeat powerpoint intro pages. This went on for several minutes until a woman, who sounded somewhat panicked announced that MH was unable to attend and the Town Hall was cancelled. That TH was not rescheduled and there never was another one as MH passed away a few months later.

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Post ID: @as+1m2hb0hy6

Bingo Card:

"Transformation"

"AI"

"Synergy"

"Align"

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Post ID: @am+1m2hb0hy6

My guess is they will barely address the layoff, rather focus on q1 performance and opportunity for rest of year. Gutless!

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Post ID: @a8+1m2hb0hy6

and leadership saying all the companies are laying off. No they aren’t. And not like Oracle.

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Post ID: @a5+1m2hb0hy6

Zero Q&A

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Post ID: @a4+1m2hb0hy6

Same way it always does with music and upbeat BS that no one listens to, and nothing will be learned or gained from it.

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