I just spoke with DAS. Back in June 2022 it looks like they uploaded Maurice to the cloud. This explains the robotic answers, the bad writing and his inability to read. It also explains any future attempts to automate your work and work we so that you make less money and work less hours.
He will be put back in his body when his total income exceeds $100 billion per year.
This is all pretty hush hush but on good authority.
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@dm No, it’ll be prerecorded. Our CEO won’t show his face in front of his employees.
Townhall will be AI
Will we see him in person at the big town hall meeting this month (Oct)?
He’s not even a real person. This makes so much sense.