Can somebody please either share or tell me where I can find company severance info? I'd just like to know what to expect in case of layoffs.
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@29f it’s more like um um um um um umm um umm um umm umm AI.
Someone get this um um amazing guy a personality coach. Um!
@OP Dont go asking this guy, all you get is um, um, um and more ums... This tool has more ums up his b-m than a bun... um um um um um um um um um um ummmmmm
https://www.insight.com/en_US/content-and-resources/insight-on/90-adoption-8500-agents-and-what-wed-change-if-we-started-over.html
And you wonder why we are flailing out in the market? Maybe we need more b-ms with a 1,000 of um um um um um um um um umsssss
HAHAHHAHA what a fricken joke this place is. LMAO to the tokenmaxxxxxxxx
@ej I can not even begin to think about how many engagements were half assed cobbled together "solutions" that once you hit pre and post sales ended up as complete train wrecks. I have never ever before seen such a paltry caliber of "engineering talent" gathered together in one time / space continuum before in my 22 years of selling. I have been at a competitor for a bit and it is really truly night and day over here compared to Insight. Like we actually turn over the keys to something that actually works, no kidding team.
@OP Your upcoming layoff severance will be customized by an AI bot that took like "20 Distinguished engineers" in Services to build, even though they got the business logic wrong each and every-time and so it had to be out sourced to a third party consulting company (yet again).
2 weeks pay for every year served
no PTO payout
That's it.
You will be targeted because you have zero client facing hours and like 45 hours a week on the bench. You are also over 40 and have been here for like ever.
Verify with HR.
I'm new here, so I worry about the "last in, first out" rule.