The privilege on some of these comments is incredible. I was laid off this year after nearly a decade, and you're up in arms because you have to potentially go back to WHQ one more day a week (like most of us did for years and years)? Please leave... — read more
All Employee meeting
Always amazed at the comments people make in the meetings. “Wahhh I make 6 figs but I don’t want to pay for my trimet pass” like ????
They can't fire us all
If there was unity among Nike employees, nobody would comply with the new RTO mandate. Plenty of other companies have seen their employees band together to ignore RTO orders and were forced to either back down or find a compromise. Sadly, as much as... — read more
Remote-first companies?
Alright now that we’ve gotten the shock out of the way, it’s time for action. I’m not sticking around until January to either RTO or get laid off. What companies are remote-first or at least very flexible hybrid? Can we start a list? — read more
The naive Nike employees
Why don’t you ask a few longtime employees what they think is happening or about to happen? If they give you a positive response, it’s likely they’ve been threatened with termination. If they give you the truth, they just don’t care anymore. This... — read more
MM is planning enforcement for 4/1 to save her job
JD has decided we need to be at work and because HR messed up the 3/2 MM was quick to say we are dropping the hammer on people who don’t comply. They are creating ways to monitor like badge records, VPN and such. Remember the people they had walking... — read more
Who else just found out they don't have a job in January?
A coworker notified me to some of the posts in some other threads about not being told about losing their jobs in January so I reached out to HR and I'm in the same boat. My work location isn't listed as WHQ in Workday either, but I'm done as of... — read more
Common Sense
ELT cannot offshore most tech work to a geo 12.5 hrs apart and expect folks in seats core hours. Our counterparts will be asleep. My spouse is a nurse and has no comment.
I’m hurt
I work 10 to 12 hours a day. And this is how you appreciate me?
Mr. Knight
Nike is your baby. You are a boomer and no insult to your era. You’re trying to protect your billions of stock. Back in your day, you ruled regardless. Today is a different era; 53 years ago or so? Maybe not. Different times now. Are you too old... — read more
What a day of drama!
Did anyone else hear people all day discussing 4/1. I was a little surprised how immature people were acting. Everything from I just won’t do it to let’s protest. I know cuts are coming in January so I hope it’s focused on people who won’t comply... — read more
More days at work means less time to post on the classified ads Slack channel
What are the power-users and -sellers going to do? Will they still have time to flip all the stuff they find on sidewalks? HR and Comms should learn a thing or two from them on how to engage employees — never seen more traffic than anywhere else.
Employee Direct Acceleration (EDA) Announcement
It’s official! JD has officially introduced our new strategy, known as the Employee Direct Acceleration. Says JD “the goal of the employee direct acceleration is to make sure we have a strategy that works. We aren’t sure the CDA worked because some... — read more
Championship Teams
The best teams have leaders/players that have come up through the farm system and have a passion and loyalty to the team. MP, EH, ES. Bringing in a superstar disrupts the team chemistry and often the superstar wants the system to conform to them with... — read more
Where’d all the fun threads go?
Damn, this page got cleaned up quick. Wish I took screenshots and emailed them to the ELT. Anyhoo, I’m hearing whispers of a protest… picketing outside of campus. Real or ridiculous?
Uncle Phil demands results
Did anyone watch the JDI Phil and JD interview? PK said he wants people in the office 5 days a week and we should want to be there 7. Read the room.
Maxim Award For Outstanding Leadership: JD Takes It Home
Congratulations to JD for being such an outstanding leader and for turning the company into a complete dumpster fire. You’re ki-ling it as CEO man! I can already see him on stage getting the award and clapping for himself! Rockstar!
End the lazy entitled aholes. Find a new job.
The amount of complaints I’m hearing about coming to work on mondays is insane. Sorry you are being asked to work for your pay check. I truly hope a lot of these entitled people leave. There are far too many people not taking their job seriously. I... — read more
FAQ on 4-1 went live early
It's now listed on the HR website and circulating. Quite harsh. Little room for exception. All autonomy taken from managers.
Meanwhile, at Dropbox
https://fortune.com/2023/10/15/dropbox-ceo-remote-work-return-to-office/ What would Drew Houston, CEO of Silicon Valley software giant Dropbox, say to fellow CEOs—like Google’s Sundar Pichai or Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg—who seem to believe that three... — read more
Stop complaining
Start quiet quitting and looking for a new job.
How to ki-l a Brand
By John Donahoe
4/1 work week announcement
This announcement is going out this week with no room for exceptions and everyone needs to be back in office. Thoughts? Curious on if anyone who moved will leave or move back
The Fall of the House of Donahoe
Just like the new Netflix series. Let there be a devil’s pact and end.
DEI continues to be an utter circus
Through a combination of layoffs, and fostering an extremely hostile culture, the new head of DEI has managed to get rid of the entire team he inherited. Now I’m not suggesting the previous head of DEI picked an all-star squad, but surely some of... — read more
Global Stores Leadership Gone. Who else?
Not surprised they finally got rid of some of the global stores big boss men. Those two were a vacuum of good leadership. How deep were the cuts in the stores department? Across Nike Direct overall?
VP offsite
Have heard 4 day RTO big reorg and possible layoffs. Anyone know what is the truth?
Wait For It
The organization is about to get blindsided. It's like getting slapped in the face in the dark. wouldn't even see it coming.
New CEO?
Anyone else see ES roaming around campus today…? Rumors of the old guard coming back starting to be real.
ELT is to blame
Don't blame GT, this has been going on for years. They are told what to do by the ELT. Until RAT was gone, there was no change. DA and RF did the best they could and actually made it better between all business units. Do they, ELT, care? No. ... — read more
https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2023/10/deposition-shakes-up-nike-pay-discrimination-lawsuit-nike-wants-it-barred.html
Nike sure knows how to talk, but they continue not to walk. Share holders also seem to be ok with not increasing the transparency. Not cool :( https://news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/nike-investors-vote-against-pay-equity-shareholder-proposal
Marketing roles just collecting checks..
Serious question.. Maybe someone that knows specifics can chime in. Post pandemic & CDA, marketing budgets and strategy have been scaled down tremendously but it seems like the marketing roles and functions have stayed at the same levels. What are... — read more
Moving to 4:1 work week?
Have been hearing more and more that the move to 4/1 is imminent - anyone have insight? The 3/2 always felt too good to be true but also don’t understand why the change now?
WORD OF THE DAY
Alright people ... WORD OF THE DAY. Best word, only one to describe NIKE, Inc. these days. Go. Mine is ARROGANT. Only arrogance would let all of the footwear knowledge walk out the door when 3/4 of your business is footwear. Only arrogance would... — read more
My dog versus JD as CEO
An honest analysis of how my dog compares to JD as CEO Better strategy. Dog is not delusional and would let the business evolve by itself instead of forcing us into bad strategy Higher stock price. See better strategy above Higher office morale... — read more
Layoffs?
Anyone know the latest update on potential layoffs? Is it happening soon?
Tomorrow’s earnings call - lots on the line
JD’s posture will likely be optimistic despite 5 important factors dictating growth reality: 1) reality of China, 2) wholesale slowdown, 3) macro headwinds, 4) innovation freeze and 5) questionable shareholder value w lowest stock price in years…... — read more
Way too much inventory!
We are still forecasting and buying like we have innovative product. At least Kohls will buy it, but this is going to get worse before it gets better.
ER/H.R Horror Stories
Got any more ER/H.R. horror stories? Dealing with lying ER people- wanted advice and what to do.
JD is An Abject Failure. Ki-ling Nike
JDNike has been on a steep decline with him as CEO. The stock is cratering. The product reflects his bland white Silicon Valley soullessness. His robotic speeches where he calls himself a coach are tired, uninspired and everyone sees through them... — read more