An honest analysis of how my dog compares to JD as CEO
- Better strategy. Dog is not delusional and would let the business evolve by itself instead of forcing us into bad strategy
- Higher stock price. See better strategy above
- Higher office morale. Dog would give free pets at not implement d-mb hierarchy change
- Return to work. Dog would automatically get people in the office more by giving free pets
- Financially smart. Dog would cost treats and a small salary to pay for dog house and food, while JD gets $32 million per year for attending sports events. Is he supposed to help our business at all or is his role just attending sports events?
- Dog eats po-p. My dog eats po-p while JD fires people instead of leading and taking accountability for his own po-p strategy
- Trend setting. Dog would give us free marketing dollars by being first dog CEO of major American corporation, creating major buzz for Nike. Stock price will go to the moon!
- Respect / real shoedog. Dog would be a respected and authentic leader by wearing our shoes, being a real shoedog, while JD has lost respect of many Nike leaders and bored members (THEY SHOULD’NT BE BORED BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN ACTUAL JOB TO DO CALLED CEO REPLACEMENT)
Let’s save Nike by making this a priority vote for the next shareholder meeting. If the bored will not stand up to save Nike’s soul, then you, me and Dog will. Thank you