Take that JD! "Many are 'coffee badging,' or swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival, staying 30 minutes or so ‒ long enough to greet colleagues and grab a cup of coffee – and then heading back... — read more
I’m looking forward to being laid off
I’ve spent five years at JP, and that’s more than enough. There are no real opportunities for advancement - no clear path for career growth. It’s easy to get stuck unless you play office politics and kiss up, and that’s just not me. The work has been... — read more
Any thoughts on the next round?
I feel like I'm stuck in a permanent state of layoff anticipation.
We're such a cliche
Does this sound familiar? A workplace starts out strong, with people who actually care, leaders mentor, and growth matters. Then, slowly, the culture starts to rot. Leadership starts acting like royalty, treating employees as disposable. Respect... — read more
The Employee Opinion Survey is out !
The firm is taunting you again, by ignoring your request to go hybrid and rejecting all your FWA, and then turn around and ask for your opinions because what you say “matters”. Never thought this place is the biggest at troll haha
Jamie you aren’t smart
Jamie, we all know you don’t know sh-t. You change your opinions as the wind blows. Resign please.
Why do people love smashing their mouse at work ?
Fun fact: it doesn’t make your lagging computer any faster…
Jamie now it's time to "deal with it"
Don't complain too much, I see you are whining about what's transpiring in DC
After today's stock market route JP Morgan will most likely declare a RIF company wide
With the likelihood of JP announcing a companywide RIF. The whiners who complained about returning to the office and also those that signed the stupid pentation should be at the very top of the layoff list.
RIFs targeting certain Individuals in Chase Auto
Chase Auto has been targeting certain individuals who are questioning the Auto leadership about their accountability and wokism that exist. Today 3 people were laid off not due to performance but because someone doesn't like them. Strange part is HR... — read more
New Hire Remote Office Location
I'm a former JPM Chase employee who is interested in an open position to return to the Bank. It's my understanding that JPM will not fill any new hire positions remote WFH. However, will they allow a new hire to work out of another JPM office if... — read more
Deloitte announces office attendance will greatly affect employee performance reviews and bonuses. JP Morgan should follow suite
Employee office attendance will greatly help JP Morgan HR weed out the slackers and fire them and deny them unemployment benefits. Since return to office took effect, three people in my JP group were fired for cause.
RIF conversations 3/26
Just read in fishbowl the conversations have started :( and they’re giving people til June.
Layoffs Brooklyn Office
Next week. It’s coming. CIB not safe. Word was passed down today and senior mgmt traveling up to this site.
Massive Banking Layoffs
https://youtu.be/eA-1RFov-tY?si=e2XNuD5wfloe_0X3 Jamie casually mentions AI could eliminate 50% of banking operations jobs in the next five years.
Where are these layoffs?
Didn’t someone say “massive layoffs” coming in March. What happened with that?
RTO & Leadership issue!
I don’t disagree with returning to the office but what I do disagree with is why 5 days a week? In the age of technology we can definitely come into the office 3 days a week. If there’s a meeting on a given day, I can come in for that meeting. I... — read more
Well…
https://www.thelayoff.com/wells-fargo-and
Abuse lawsuit
Any one contemplating a class action lawsuit for abuse by JD? Because his townhall and daily ranting is essentially verbal abuse and gaslighting by a narcissistic employer on his ego-boosting spree. With 5 day “RTO”, freezing temperatures insides... — read more
We need to unionize STAT
You do realize that JD is just going to try to save money by cutting our benefits and perks year after year until he’s barely scraping by with enough employees, right??
Need to Retire
JD is old and uaf.
The best part about JDs rant
ED and higher was already back in the office 5 days a week since 2022? yet he claims he still could not get ahold of anoyone on a Friday. Sounds like a bunch of bullsh-t or his own directs issue not a wfh issue. Its about control and selling vendor... — read more
Call centers
Is it true that the call centers are exempt from RTO? Wouldn’t they pose the most risk? “ About 10 percent of the bank's jobs operate on a fully remote basis and have stayed that way even after the return-to-office mandate. JPMorgan runs virtual... — read more
Wells Fargo sues JPMorgan over troubled $481 million real estate loan
The lawsuit pits the fourth-largest U.S. bank against the largest, with Wells Fargo accusing JPMorgan of turning a blind eye during due diligence in pursuit of millions of dollars in... — read more
Badge Swipe Counts?
Do badge swipe count as in office? OR do you have to log into the computer as well?
Attendance Tracker
It looks like for those in 5 day RTO, our attendance is not tracked in go/myattendance. Does that mean they are not checking if we are in 5 days?
Holy moly Wellsfargo
https://www.thelayoff.com/wells-fargo-and
Fortune Magazine: As JPMC enforces a 5-day RTO, staffers complain about too few desks, spotty Wi-Fi, and sneezing, sick coworkers
https://fortune.com/2025/03/06/jpmorgan-chase-jamie-dimon-union-rto-wall-street/ Yep ... this is exactly what we're experiencing in my office too: "It’s the first week of JPMorgan Chase’s return-to-office mandate that obliges thousands of people to... — read more
Darwin's theory fails in Chase
Darwin said only those species survive and progress who are fittest. But in Chase only those species survive (layoff) and progress (promotion) who can speak Telugu. My manager speaks in Telugu most of the time during brainstorming session around his... — read more
Wfh to office
How much time do they have to give us to go back into office?
Which of you peasants are in the office?
Reply with what you’ve accomplished this week at work.
CTC & Middle Managers have to go
The entire CTC organization is in dire need of restructuring and downsizing. Most of its members possess some sort of industry certifications but lack practical, real-world experience. Many excel as test takers (that's it), but that skill doesn't... — read more
Jamie is doing all he can to redirect the attention away from the leaked ranting.
He’ll really crank up the RTO rhetoric now. One thing he’s fearful of is unionization.
Bosses are fed up with remote work for 4 main reasons. All of them are undeniable
The golden age of remote work seems to be ending. The Trump administration is seeking to end remote work for federal employees, with Trump saying, “Nobody’s going to work from home, they’re going to be going out, they’re gonna play tennis, they’re... — read more
Six people in my JP Morgan group gambled with their jobs this morning deciding not to show up to the office.
This afternoon HR people were at the absence employee's empty desks packing their personal items into a large envelope to mail to them. Looks like the six have been fired. Since their JP Morgan ID badges no longer works to allow them into the... — read more
Who is not RTO tomorrow?
Check in here!
When are we going to replace new CEO?
To make employees happy again and reduce American family mortage loan and car debt?
A woman noticed a striking resemblance between JPMorgan's office perks and the show 'Severance'
Lumon would be proud https://www.upworthy.com/jpmorgan-chase-tower-perks-from-severance