Well, turns out we in DXC did know what we were doing after all.
We just landed a massive customer contract. The kind of deal that makes the “they’ll never sign” crowd in DXC suddenly very quiet.
Months of work.
Serious $$$$$$$$$$
10 year commitment.
A big BIG customer.
To everyone in DXC who doubted us: thanks for the motivation.
To the competition: we’d say “better luck next time” but judging by how this one went, you may need more than luck.
Contract signed. The team is celebrating. Champagne is flowing. Competitors are panicking. Shareholders are calling.
And then…
None of it happened. Congratulations to everyone who made it this far before realizing the entire post was complete bullsh-t.
It is just another perfectly normal day in DXC.
No contract. No customer. No work.