Thread regarding Capital One layoffs

I want to be laid off

I want to be paid to leave. I'll be praying from now until the next round hits in October that my name is on that list. Am I the only one who feels this way?


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Post ID: @OP+1m2n4dm64

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Just tell your boss that you don't believe in the calibration system. Then skip level and tell their boss that your boss doesn't believe in the calibration system. It causes total chaos and people start getting fired almost immediately!

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Post ID: @55b+1m2n4dm64

It isn’t. Just check the faq for the enhanced dfs severance docs on pulse. It’s still end of q2 so you want to leave before then

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Post ID: @3j4+1m2n4dm64

@2zp You sure the timeframe was moved to end of 2027?? Source?

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Post ID: @3fy+1m2n4dm64

@2zp where is the amendment?

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Post ID: @2zy+1m2n4dm64

@ae Extended to end of year 2027. Read the amendment!!

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Post ID: @2zp+1m2n4dm64

@qf what a mess they are Ira very ugly very messy it’s time to whistle blow them

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Post ID: @2ky+1m2n4dm64

Same, heard some people were let go yesterday. I was very sad I wasn't one of them. I know my time will come since I was given Below Strong

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Post ID: @qf+1m2n4dm64

It happened to me. I let them pay me to quit. It was awesome, and I had a new job 2 days after my benefits went away. Quiet quit now and hopefully you’ll get cut at the next performance management cycle.

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Post ID: @b2+1m2n4dm64

I’m with you, make them pay us to leave.

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Post ID: @at+1m2n4dm64

Discover folks on h1b will never get laid. All Capone employees and non h1b discover employees will get laid and be off.

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Post ID: @ar+1m2n4dm64

I desperately want to be laid off too. If we are all going to be let go eventually, I want to make sure I’m getting the enhanced severance before it ends q2 next year

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