I will be thinking of you all, while I travel with my beautiful wife around Europe. My new company has generously allowed me to push back my start date to accommodate my new life. Have fun at the complex LOSERS!

Yep, I'm here and you're probably not. But thank you for all your constructive criticism. Now IF I were to be let go (little chance of that....wink wink), I would BLAME the company for giving me a generous severance package for any of the following... — read more 

This post is to put Daddy's Post back at the top. He's tried to burry it with multiple postings. All you COP friends who have taken his shit. Keep writing. Here's what happened last night. The following post occurred, then "Daddy" popped up. We must... — read more 

To all those complaining about how fcked up COP is... let me tell you, there are people who are much worse off today. I know a colleague whose wife found out she had a miscarriage today. They are distraught, and he still has to worry about whether he... — read more 

http://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/article/Oil-may-be-down-but-pay-is-still-up-for-top-6404881.php

Yet, still the truth. To those let go and about to let go...see ya. Obviously COP and you were no longer a fit. Everybody is replaceable and it is your turn to accept some responsibility for what has or will happen to you. Whether you're gone because... — read more 

News flash Houston brought to you by FUTV NEWS Team: There has been several reports of Popping noises coming from the ELT board room late tonight, The meeting which was assembled and led by Ryan Lance, CEO of the worlds largest INDEPENDENT oil... — read more 

Any analogy?

What happened to protecting american jobs?

It seems that layoffs are spreading outside of Oil and Gas - Now Monsanto is laying off 12% of employees - https://www.thelayoff.com/monsanto/post/6724584315289600

What groups that you know of have been notified? I heard the Prudhoe Bay oversight and some of the NSOD surface engineering groups were notified today.

Have they done any layoffs in Watkins, Co

Has it been totally wiped out?

If you are, let me ask about the whole stupid policy about back-in parking. Who on earth was the brainiac who dreamt up this nonsense? The average driver does a helluva lot better backing into an open lane from a parking spot than trying to back... — read more 

Looked around a bit, and most companies have few/zero posts

This has been a stressful and trying time for all of us and I have empathy for all who have lost employment at ConocoPhillips. However these vicious and unprofessional personal attacks need to stop and stop immediately. I find it hard to count my... — read more 

does anyone know if they are notifying the individuals that submitted the EOI and got denied? If so, how? I'm in Bville and submitted an EOI but haven't heard anything.

The stress of not having a job tomorrow is not worth any amount of benefits . Just wish I had not wasted time with these corporate assholes to be over my pay. The people at my local facility were awesome to work with and truly did have spirit values... — read more 

It has been so quiet, curious where they are.

A lot of employees being let go are past 50 years old. Is this due to their age or their wage? Chime in!

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that we are planning on meeting at Luke's icehouse 11 AM maybe noon for some celebration beverages

Glad most departments are getting on with the layoffs. The clowns in Corporate Supply Chain hired a consultant to figure out how to restructure and prolong the agony until next week. There's no credible leadership in Supply Chain.

In 1994 I wrote the following to Phillips management. Even in the darkest of times, Phillips could always rely on one thing to keep its shield shining and hold its position in the market place. That has been the fierce loyalty of its family. We are... — read more 

Rip it off like a bandaid and get it over with already! I am tired of the constant bullshit.

Has anyone been laid off from the Cabin

I've heard some say that losing a job can be as hard as experiencing a death in the family, psychologically. For some of us going to work may be our home away from home. Perhaps it's the only workplace you've known. Regardless of the situation, it's... — read more 

Will we meet or exceed wall street expectations?

Really appreciate conoco hiring me for 8 months and then laying me off with no performance review. I could have worked at many other places but I had no idea they would f*** me over like this.

"At ConocoPhillips, accountability is the willingness to own and answer for outcomes resulting from behaviors and actions" Please discuss (Ryan - join in any time you like)

So wait a minute. We just got through laying people off, we have still have a dividend to pay this quarter, pensions to pay, CEO purchased a new luxury car, and borrowing money to Pay for all this. What kind of business model is this? I thought we... — read more 

Given that 'SPIRIT values are at the core of COP' - what do you think the letters stand for? Probably not the six characteristics COP mgmt would claim.

if any Safety folks got laid off in Wiliston, Samson Has an opening in Crosby.

Hi All, As I'm watching employees being fired right and left today I wanted to take a minute to reiterate that employees are ConocoPhillips greatest asset. Well, besides the executive leadership team. And our shareholders. And our investors. And our... — read more 

Any ConocoPhillips layoff updates from Alaska? Please share info if you have it here - how many people were affected?

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