Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Haters going to hate....

Yep, I'm here and you're probably not. But thank you for all your constructive criticism. Now IF I were to be let go (little chance of that....wink wink), I would BLAME the company for giving me a generous severance package for any of the following reasons: (1) because I have a fat ass. (2) because I have a small penis (I think they call it a clit). (3) because my parents were prostitutes. (4) because I'm a prostitute. (5) because I'm posting some crap about LCGP 5 times in a row to bury previous posts. Perhaps the problem is that you can't handle the truth. Just call me Colonel Jessup from now on, you bunch of pansy pimp sticks.

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I don’t understand why you people get so upset at this person (Call it daddy). It is obvious he/she does not now, or has ever worked for COP. Some people just don’t have lives.

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I couldn't resist. I left COP in 2007. I see both sides of this argument. To the folks that got shit canned. Ask anyone that has left that sinking ship, life quality and future promotions increase exponentially. Check a few high potentials that have left. Presidents of companies, own their own company, trading at hedge funds, geologist with better organizations. Don't look back, look forward. The place you are leaving is a zest pool of the lost. I worked on the trade floor, so there is a lot of truth to Ex Trader Post. Regardless, if he still is in the pack don't waste your time. Sounds like you are a good person. Leave the shit whole. The place is going Joe where. Never has never will. Spirit of the past enjoying the after COP life.

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No one has a clue what you are talking about.

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That's not Daddy. That's the wicked step sister (head of power). Has to be, she refers to her clit. Wow! I have to say she would never make it as a prostitute with that far ass. As stated last night this "clown" is still in the pack and to all the families that suffered lay offs this week or in the near future, no worries. Captain Justice is here. What comes around goes around. HR will look into her "company trips" used for personal gain. HR has already eliminated the Risk Manager who posted incorrect VAR for a decade. JIM ALLISON has now taken "early retirement". Sad the 6 foot ape head of trading hasn't gotten his package stuffed in his overgrown face, but little birdy has stated he too is under review. And for that drug eating mini me TOM C. You are a straight bitxh. Scum. Not sure how you sleep at night.

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