Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Next week

Hi folks, I just got off a scheduled call with my very high contact. She accidentally let slip some important information pertaining to next weeks layoff rumours.

Basically she mentioned that code name “operation apocalypse” will begin on the 14th. From what I understand the plan is to reduce headcount by 30% due to ai now being good enough to replace the majority of workers.

She did mention relevant departments this could be hitting.

Likely the US and India’s mother will be the hardest hit.

I take no pleasure in delivering this information, but I felt it important to share what little I know.

Folks my advice would be to go home and hold your loved ones close until dawn. it looks like we are in for a bumpy week…I know I will be holding


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@OP Calendar says 14th well...??

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Post ID: @x7+1m25j8js2

I know that the gucci belt told u that

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Post ID: @sa+1m25j8js2

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Reading these comments is more and more entertaining, but also so predictable.
Everyday is a Dell-calypse for someone. Why people keep making these nonsense posts is beyond me.
I've been "holding onto my loved ones" since 2019, due to Dell.

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Post ID: @rs+1m25j8js2

@a4 brather where do u know that? Will visit my racist grandpa in Verdun

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Post ID: @pt+1m25j8js2

@aa LOL

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Post ID: @fj+1m25j8js2

@OP I know you're lying because nobody loves you and you have no loved ones

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Post ID: @dz+1m25j8js2

Since AI is going to wipe out all of humankind by the end of the decade which means we only have four years to go so let's live it up!

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Post ID: @cn+1m25j8js2

@OP are you saying that the 14th is Judgement Day Noooooooo

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Post ID: @ap+1m25j8js2

This shid be regarded.

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Post ID: @am+1m25j8js2

What a load of bollocks.

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Post ID: @ah+1m25j8js2

India's mother? Your translator isn't working.

What a load of BS.

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Post ID: @ac+1m25j8js2

@OP "Just got off the phone with my very high contact"

How High was she?

Is she getting high on her own supply?

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Post ID: @aa+1m25j8js2

Your hi'ly contact is from 'vere?

They're 'doing the needful'. If you have more information, revert to back

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Post ID: @a4+1m25j8js2

You and your "very high contact" are full of sh!t. Stop creating FUD!

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Post ID: @a3+1m25j8js2

The "hold your loved ones" thing is getting old.

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Post ID: @a2+1m25j8js2

Tell us something we don't already know

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