Has anyone sesent. Read the new company Email = Did you hear? Simplicity is se-y. WTF is wrong with these people and company!!! S-X SELLS??
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I prefer the ice cream scoops and pastel colors that showed Verizon was a tasty yet tasteful company, brought to us by the legendary CMO Diarrhea McScooti
@bt hate to tell you we are already at pretty much base low. If we can get creative and get people talking maybe we can catch up to TMO.
@aq - You clearly are okay with Verizon sinking to the lowest denominator. Guess what... we are boring! We are a telecommunications company. Tell me what's s-xy about that? Id--ts running this place into the dump.
Ok boomers. At least it has people taking. Way better than the cr-p marketing we’ve had for past 15 years that was boring.
Its tastless and tacky. Right up Dan the sleazeball's ally.
Verizon lacks a soul. They are two-faced and evil. "Simplicity is s-xy?" Marketing team should be ashamed of themselves - the rest of us are. Advocating for women's rights and equality while making an ad sensationalizing s-x? Yeah, Big Red - let me get a phone for my teenager, your corporate perve! While considering the next round of RIFs - please get rid our our marketing team that cannot come up with something we can all stand behind unashamed.
The commercial opens at a Verizon-sponsored Pride 5K, where Dan arrives late in glittering running shorts, a rainbow sweatband, rhinestone sneakers, and a cape that says “Full Bars, Full Heart” as a drag queen starter waves a sequined flag. Instead of jogging normally, Dan turns the race into a full musical parade, power-walking past water stations, voguing around mile markers, and high-fiving people from across the LGBTQ+ community — drag queens, drag kings, leather daddies, trans runners, qu--r couples, ballroom performers, rainbow families, and glitter-covered allies — while confetti cannons explode at every kilometer. He crosses the finish line under a giant rainbow arch, dramatically collapses into a pose, snaps open his fan, and says, “Verizon: where every stride is connected, every signal is loud, and every finish line is fabulous.”