Welcome to the x Corporate Crypt!
All right, wage slaves, step right up and look alive—because half of you won't be by midnight! We got layoffs, layoffs, layoffs!
Come on in, tech workers! Down here, the severance is zero here at x and the horror is non-stop! We got fresh layoffs, involuntary layoffs, quiet layoffs, loud layoffs! We got ghost layoffs! Discrimination layoffs! Skeleton-crew layoffs!
We got hot-off-the-presses layoffs! We got cold-blooded quarterly cuts! We got HR witches cackling in the hub! We got C Suite vampires draining your pensions!
You want a pink slip? We got 'em carved out of pumpkins! You want an empty cubicle? We got haunted desks, cursed keycards, and phantom severance packages!
If we don't slash your headcount, you don't pay! Come on in, cost-cutters! Find out if you're the survivor or the sacrifice at the x! If you can find a cheaper layoff anywhere else… it will be x!
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Closing in Q1
@kx Toner plant is not going anywhere
I know Webster is closing in Q1.
Everyone here pretends that know what’s going on, when in reality you have no idea.
The only guarantee is, the way this company is run and managed, it is unsustainable for certain.
That alone should given everyone heads up on what their future is here. Non existence.
@OP So this guy convinced Xerox leaders to go with a Kyocera machine that was 3 generations back, how much can that program actually be making out in the market? We can't be making much on a rebadged machine to begin with. I think this is the same guy that worked on the latest Teamcenter software that was and is just totally plagued with issues, no solutions.
@cg if these so called managers had nothing to worry about and could hold their heads up high then why would they want to be removed
@a8 Ok 'a8 ', let's calm down on the conspiracy theories, shall we? Look first at the site's T&Cs and then the role they (the site hosts) have in maintaining those, including the lawful rights associated with the privacy of individuals, including you. Individuals who are being identified, even cryptically, and criticised on here have the right to bring this to the site's attention and request removal; the site then makes that call based on law and their own T&Cs. Nope, I'm not a manager; nope, I don't enjoy 'kool aid '; all I did was read your post then the T&Cs.
Yeah I remember that TA he was going to the trade show and directly and was at ROC literally baby sitting the booth staff going to the show like they were kids and the Webster folks traveling with him lall had to book the same flight and looked miserable. Yet you are not supposed to know about all the bonuses he gets. I was never impressed.
@a7 There certainly a lot of post being deleted almost immediately. So someone is extra concerned about the real fact of what is going on being revealed. So is manage watching these post or is the moderator using different metrics. At any rate the circus show will just be getting better as we close in on debt coming.
For all the noise on here, there seems to be no noise internally. Sh*t is happening, so we read on here. I'm not reading or hearing anything from those within the walls. BAU really, even knowing there is something afoot.