Hi y’all. An 8 minute, highly edited clip from the disastrous one hour webcast is now available.
No mention of Yugo.
No mention of Applesauce.
No jokes from HR lady.
No mention of work-life balance.
Highly edited to look more professional
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@wm yeah you’re missing something- a brain! It’s not nice to call the fat lady a fat lady, even if she sold us all down the river when it comes to RTO and her appropriate the spying reports used for surveillance of the employees .
Am I missing something? He spoke with some fat lady for about 9 minutes.
I saw the whole video online
HR never stands up or workers. Previous ones took away retirement benefits and vacation.
For the love of gawd stop bringing up that hr lady who didn’t stand up for us workers.
She took away our flexibility and signed off on the reports and other eavesdropping devices.
Shame on that nut
I don’t wanna know about that lady because she failed her job miserably.
She wouldn’t know what work life balance is if it was served to her on a cruise ship for dinner.
I don’t care WHO that lady was or is.
She did nothing offered nothing.
I still wanna know who was that lady who sat next to stankey and did nothing?
Was she janitorial?
Was she the cafeteria manager?
@cn Stanky’s comments about applesauce shouldn’t be mocked. If you think about it, he’s right. Who is gonna be your friends at the very end?
He took time out of his busy schedule to offer help.
I wanna be a Porsche!
They Did leave in the gibberish about Loyalty vs Commitment 🤣
It was his 912th attempt to explain himself.
So d-mb dum
Who was the stup1d hr lady?
She should be selling Avon or Tupperware door to door. She has that fake salesperson persona
@bq A highlights reel 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They Also cut out the sponsored Dog Food commercial.
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Where’s the part where the HR lady says “you’re so smart. You went to UCLA. Did ya ever think you’d own the joint”??
And he says “Aww shucks. Let’s stick to the script. Ask me about market based target vs rigid McDonald’s “.
Why didn’t they leave in the part where he sez “who are the 10 people who are gonna give you your last meal of applesauce??
“Those are the people you should cherish”.
Who decided to cut that pearl of wisdom out?? Bet it was that foolish HR woman
Here’s our COO and his lap dog HR Lady to discuss your feedback from the employee survey.
From a 60 minute freewheeling hour of nonsense trimmed to 8 minutes and change ? Seriously?
@bq such Soviet Union style nonsense. Apparently the C suite heard about the sh1t show and determined it wasn’t fit for rebroadcast. Imagine how embarrassing it was to determine only 8 friggin’ minutes could be replayed. Seriously, he was so incoherent on the live broadcast. He couldn’t explain what ATT represents other than to say “I don’t need your stinking loyalty”. The HR woman laffed then applauded .
I saw the original and it was a sh-t show!! Omg I laughed and laughed! Stankey even offered work life balance advice! What a buffoon!
The webcast replay release was always planned to be a highlights only video.
You guys are too much😂😂😂.
Y’all realize it was “live” when it was webcasted?
He sc--wed up so much and was incoherent they can’t show it.
Plus the HR lady was totally worthless. She kept checking her watch. Checked out
Soviet Union style propaganda. So highly edited.
I saw the edited video and saw the original webcast. WOW
They had to cut out most of the hour long show because of the stoopid HR lady. They made her look presentable on these 8 minutes. She’s not lavishly praising him or applauding him relentlessly during her the 8 minutes.
Oh dear😂. All they managed to save and share was 8 minutes from the 63 minute webcast?
It was pretty bad. Not surprised
Yah I figured they’d never show the “be a Porsche, don’t be a Yugo” bit ever again
I think it’s clear that they were shamed into not making the webcast available in its entirety.
Whoever has a copy of the full webcast should send it to news outlets.
You mean they cut out the part where he said to be a square instead of a triangle?