Job searcher here! Are any of your departments hiring? I have a MBA from Duke so I should be a preferred candidate for management jobs. I can relocate to Dallas if needed, but preferably would like to work remotely.
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"Laid"
OP, how on earth do you get that "Big Head" of yours through the door? You ain't all that, guys like you are a dime a dozen!
I make more then most Duke grads as a wire tech.
Duke tells students that their diploma is somehow worth more than UNC to justify the $360k cost over 4 years lol.
Good luck in your job hunt and paying off student loans.
Apply online. Duke is definitely a preferred college we recruit from
MBAs are a dime a dozen.
Maybe move to India and apply there
No one gets remote here anymore, they don’t care about the quality of talent.
You’re better off looking elsewhere.
“Duke MBA” guy here is not fooling anyone.
Mr. “layed” off here is def Mr. “greatful” from the other day.
His dim light is shining through.
I have a MBA from Yale so I have more priority sorry
Duke MBA, eh?
Doesn’t know it’s “laid” off…
Hmmmm.
lay off those with bachelors in political science that wear leggings. how TF does that happen?
For a duke mba, wouldn’t the subject of your post be spelled as ‘laid off’ instead of layed off?
sigh - you would likely fit in well with some of the clowns in upper management
@OP Duke huh
Are you any good at Basketball?
Att always looking for good dribbles
I've laid off people with more master's degrees than you have.
NOT impressed.
@az that sounds like a job I am overqualified for , no ?
We care more about experience that your alma mater
What skills do you have?
Duke alum working in HR here.
I can offer you $650k with full remote work. Leave your contact info here so that I know where to send the offer letter.
They're always hiring wire techs.
I'll put in a good word for you since you're a preferred Duke man.
Put my UID in the application for a referral.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, GFY buddy
Sorry att doesnt like entitled people. Why did vz let such a smart Duke grad like you go? Hmmm
Idk whether to laugh or just cry laughing reading this. First, you aren’t special. Most people doing basic office work here have MBAs, some from even more prestigious schools than you. Means little. You should know by now it’s all about your network, if not, might want to get your money back from Duke. Second, no such thing as remote here. It’s 5x in office only. You might want to try and get a job with T mob. Third, most MBAs aren’t worth anything anymore, better go get technical degree.
Yes, we will welcome you with open arms. You will be considered one of our "blue chip" employees for sure, and yes you can telecommute. Welcome aboard, you might become our next CEO.
@OP serious replies only