Well I tell y’all what. I been let go... sorta. These fers come at me with a lower role after they done moved my meetin TWICE already. Reckon the other 2 they offered it to said peace out bichs lol.
So they look at me all sweet an say “now dont ya wanna take some time an think about it?” I said hoss, I been thinkin bout it for 5 dang years cuz you dun pull this same mess evry fn year. Where do I sign?
They said theyd send me the paperwork. I said naw, y’all take my verbal as my signature, fers. I’m fixin to git on outta here.
An I tore outta that parkin lot like a bat outta he-l. YEEHAW!! See y’all on the beach. F YEAH!!! 🤠🏖️