Get ready for more inspirational CEO LinkedIn posts about leadership, transformation, and how amazing everything is going! Thirsty much?
Our newly streamlined, U.S.-ONLY tower company is heading to Europe for an investor conference. Because apparently the best place to talk about American cell towers is across the Atlantic.
Assuming 3–6 executives make the trip, let’s pencil in a hypothetical $35K–$50K European adventure.
Meanwhile, back home: headcount down, benefits squeezed, workloads up, and employees doing the jobs of three people while leadership celebrates how lean and efficient we’ve become. We are thirsty too but you took away a lot of our drinks and now that you have us in our jail cell cubes it’s more like a prison diet anyways, and as we chose to spend more to stay healthy with more office viruses already here it’s essential. But go, enjoy Europe, find a buyer like we all think you are doing to sell us out and get your even bigger payout I mean your family is covered so that’s all that matters.
But don’t worry. There should be plenty of photos, hashtags, leadership wisdom, and LinkedIn likes to show for it.
Nothing says operational efficiency quite like cutting costs in Texas and celebrating the savings in Europe.
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