Silly questions but....
Why the push to bring people back into the office? We all know collaboration was a bs excuse. SAFe is not the magic answer management thought it would be. Offices are crowded, dirty and noisy. People are stressed from the commute. What has been gained here? Those who were telecommuting & their job performance was stellar, why try to fix something that isn't broken? Those who did nothing at home will do nothing in the office!
Why the attention to VPN time - does this cost the company money?
Why the emphasis on badge swipes?
I guess bottom line, what has all of this madness accomplished except for low morale, mass confusion and misery for everyone.