Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Recent College Kid Here (24yo) Just Hired For Local I&M Manager Job

I plan to monitor every technicians work very closely. In fact I plan to be an -out In the field- manager. Don't be surprised to see me show up on your job. I won't be hard pressed to tell you when I think your work is crappy or sub par or tell you right in the spot your doing it all wrong. No sloppy work on my team! You will install an electrical outlet whether you like it or not. I'll help you if you need it.

However, I think unions are the scum of the earth and Verizon has no need for them. I was honest about this at my interview.

At the slightest complaint from customer I will put you on a PIP or make sure you hate your job and have to leave from that moment on. No more random Cofee breaks under me. You techs get paid too much to be playing around. Personally I think you're worth no more than $450 - $550 a week. Way out of line to be making in excess of $1,400.00 a week. Comcast techs make no where close to this and they are still profitable. I also think Sunday pay is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I plan on f'n so many time sheets you never get compensated for Sunday or any type of differential pay. Also double time after 10 hours is so f'n crazy and has to be the most insane thing I've ever heard.

If I move up in this company my number one goal will be to remove and dissolve the union. Director level is my ultimate career path.

First day is today!!!! Wooooohooooo! Get to work scumbags -----> field techs

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The adventures of.... KEYBOARD MAN!

Today Keyboard Man has just been hired as a field manager with a major telecommunications company! Watch as he asserts his dominance over resentful employees!

Later today on Reddit, Keyboard Man will talk about his life as a Navy Seal, and then log in with a different username to dish inside dirt on Hollywood (using his imagination and info he got from TMZ).

What will he be tomorrow? An NFL quarterback on Facebook? A scuba diver on Tinder? Who knows? Probably he'll go on 4Chan and try to convince everyone that he has an actual, real-life, non-inflatable girlfriend.

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Post ID: @2cla+J0UEXxY

LOL.....Not even an employee, probably does not even live in this country either....don't even reply to this nonsense guys. Let the fool get board and go back to playing Minecraft with his perv uncle....

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Post ID: @2uzu+J0UEXxY

This person is brain washed from the get go. Has no idea of tip and ring or battery and ground. More or less light wave transmission or ont. he will be another mcadams b--ch!! Oh and out in the field bs between all the conference calls about this spread sheet to this spread sheet no chance... Mommy will be wiping his a-- and giving him the reach around

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Post ID: @2lxt+J0UEXxY

Electrical outlets....lolz!!!!!

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Post ID: @2hjt+J0UEXxY

It takes more than you to do what you say. Good luck you wont be here long Many have tried before you Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post ID: @1ccb+J0UEXxY

Hey college kid you an A-Hole ,I hope you get hit with a sh-- load of EEOC complaints and you will be riff'd within 6months,and then maybe you can go to Comcast to work,you really are a A-Hole,do you think you are above everyone ,think again dip sh--.you are just like everyone ,you are a number,with that attitude do you think your employees are going to produce for you,then you have another thing coming,,just watch you will be going home stressed everyday when you have to lower numbers in the district,,does your mother know you have an attitude like that.

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Post ID: @1idq+J0UEXxY

Hey dumb--s.. Anyone who will go high enough in vz to avoid rifs are still in school at 24.

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Post ID: @qtp+J0UEXxY

What a moron. You really wasted your time trying to piss off people who couldn't give two sh1TS about your fantasy? Even if it were true, most VZ employees were offered management at one time or another and turned it down. In your fantasy, you're anti union because management gets treated like garbage.

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Post ID: @fkd+J0UEXxY

So angry...filled with envy and hate....I wonder why?

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Post ID: @bje+J0UEXxY

G--lord

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Post ID: @axa+J0UEXxY

The OP is going to make someone a good tea-server someday .... maybe after a few more years of training. Don't forget to wipe you chin when you finished performing other duties as required.

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Post ID: @yba+J0UEXxY

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OP Troll, if you were management, which you're not, you wouldn't know the job, just like the rest of the managers. You're just an angry millennial troll, probably working for wireless, getting shi# on daily and living in mommy's basement. F U!

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Post ID: @uil+J0UEXxY

A graduate from a-- wipe University

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Post ID: @ftb+J0UEXxY

Recent old guy here, I will be taking my large lump sum payment soon, good luck college guy.

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Post ID: @xbi+J0UEXxY

This strategy will work out very well for you until the day the upper management decides they need to lay off 5000 people to make Wall st happy for the next quarter, then you get the tap on the shoulder and find out you were just another toady.

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Post ID: @fia+J0UEXxY

No college grad would work here, good try.

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Post ID: @fct+J0UEXxY

Obviously a joke.

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Post ID: @biw+J0UEXxY

This is exactly the type of arrogant prick kid this company needs. Hell, you will be director someday, if they don't pull you as side and explain who built this company. College kids like you are a dime a dozen and unless you understand just how management works you will have a 30k piece of paper trying to get a job flipping burgers. The workers you piss off are the ones that keep you looking good or bad. dumb--s kids. Got to wonder and thank God I am no longer there. 35 years and I have seen so many college kids come and go with the same outlook.

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Post ID: @cjz+J0UEXxY

@J0UEXxY , Hey pampers baby, your logic is skewed. You are as you say a "kid". You have much to learn .You are just employee # sh--forbrains. Your experience with Verizon will damage you.

BTW, I am no longer picking up your soiled underwear and cooking you dinner.

Mom

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Post ID: @njj+J0UEXxY

Pad your resume before your inevitable RIF. Your RIF, by the way, will occur just before Christmas and just after you find out that your wife (or in your case tranny domestic partner) has a long term medical condition.

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Post ID: @rqs+J0UEXxY

Let me guess...industrial psychology major. Am I right?

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Post ID: @sxd+J0UEXxY

Way to go kid. Here is a lollypop for you.

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