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Roll out of bed wondering who the person next to you is
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Spend 90 minutes fixing hair, shaving chest, matching socks to tie
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Go through Starbucks and order "the usual"
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Get to work, stare at reflection in the monitor for 30 minutes
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Play Angry Birds while stuck on a 2-hour conference call
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Work on 70 pages of spreadsheets looking really busy. Sigh loudly so cube mate knows you're alive
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Lunchtime!!! Drink wheat germ muscle shake in front of everyone and sneak snickers bar on way back to desk
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Conduct presentation. Muscle milk is starting to make its self known with deep rumbles
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Hide out in bathroom for a while, maybe rubbing one out if time permits
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Stand at water fountain gossiping for an hour
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Leave 30 minutes to get close parking spot at gym
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Work out for 20 minutes then walk around gym for another hour looking at yourself in the mirror
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Screw the wheat germ shake, I'm going to McDonald's for dinner!
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Arrive home to empty house because wife left you while on EWA
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Look on Craigslist for a date
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