This is the official vent thread for the upcoming shít show.
- I'm not attending, fúck GK and the MC and their engagement, etc* Cool, we'll see you in the other threads.
This is the official vent thread for the upcoming shít show.
@bz interesting because all of them appear to be fraudulent like amex opened them with no oversight
She's reading questions off a piece of paper. Not even her tablet. These aren't the real questions people asked.
Why is the leadership framing their answers to Gunjan instead of the employees who supposedly asked the question?
These pre-planned and pre-scripted responses make it seem so out of touch. The live Q and a gave a much better read on what was really happening.
Not going to pretend to even read a question in the Q&A section?
Another solid quarter, does that mean they won't take 10% off the top of merit/bonus pools again this year since these are "our numbers"?
My man’s up there wearing a sweater during a town hall. I’m not even mad at it lol
I’m just wondering when she met with gov elect was she begging for mercy or was the gov taking usb money?
Ah yes the sanitized questions you want to answer, do go on
well there won't be many more of those longevity awards
@by Having a rotten soul or none at all shows.
@be amex
@az uh oh we’ve got someone shawning in here 😱
J.S. I give it 3 months before your hairline gets pushed back or you quit
No reactions, no questions. It’s very clear, they want to make sure we have no voice.
Lots of strong growth - I bet we won’t get any budget for raises.
@az it’s all good baby, we don’t like you either 😅
Lol, we’re not setting goals right now, we’re writing our performance evaluations. Gotta love the cluelessness.
@bq Amazon small business customers are PI---D. They do not want to bank with us. If I was them I'd be pi---d too. My amex is my favorite card, along with their mobile app. If I had to go from that to us I'd be actively looking for other options.
This partnership will be short lived.
Everyone looks tired and worn down, except for Jessica Alba.
@bt the gloves are off!
@bj And gave ONE WEEK notice. I didn't like her but I love that. Everyone intending to leave should take note and follow her excellent leadership example when giving their own notice.
@bp Offshored so GK can ensure her cousins in India stay employed.
This is the MOST cringey all hands meeting I've been to yet. Holy fu-k what the he-l is this?!
@bg that's how we roll -- when they run the teams SO LEAN the work cannot be done well
Please be reassured, we are planning to offshore all of your jobs so no need to worry about election results!
Amazon card got destroyed by consumer watch dogs as well as business analysts as being a complete debacle of a partnership.
Yall got offshored so they could pay a billionaire celebrity for an endorsement.
Wow, and now we get an actual commercial break. What the fu-k are they doing here.
Trying to make an out-of-touch celebrity relatable to us is diabolical lmao
Yes, the relatable celebrity with her small $10-million startup.
@be Jodi went to American Express.
There's where all your raises are going people, NFL sponsorships, Jessica Alba and Happy Gilmore.
Ironic talking about the new Amazon business cards as if it’s been a positive change for these customers rather than an absolute clusterfu-k that has already destroyed an possibility of a good relationship with them.
No way to submit questions on the topics discussed, no way to react, nobody even in the same room. This is an hour long commercial we all get to waste time watching.
@av anyone know where jodi went anyway? maybe a wfh company
I wonder if they will mention the Amazon Business card. People are not happy about that card being moved from Amex to USB.
i love all the people from india i have worked with (emphasis on actually working) but with her now the company has been lost to india we will never get it back
@b8 you can tell that they're all sh*tting their pants over the results. They absolutely did NOT plan for this
They should not be licking their lips so greedily about locking arms with the corruption in our political leaders (I say leaders as loosely as I recognize her as one)
Disproportionate number of Indians on this call, like always.