Well, it’s been quite the week, hasn’t it? The company’s managed to lose both its Chief Administrative/Legal Officer and its Head of Compliance in one go — two senior leaders legging it for the hills before Takis’ flying monkeys can do any further damage to their reputations. Can’t say I blame them; self‑preservation is a noble art.
And now we’re meant to believe that the risk organisation — yes, that merry band — is responsible for keeping us in good standing with regulators. Brilliant idea, that. Truly inspired. This is the same group that’s turned “whistling past the graveyard” into a full‑time profession, best known for shuffling people about like mismatched furniture and delaying outcomes while pointing fingers at everyone else.
To add to the farce, they’re apparently convening in Frank’s back garden this week — presumably to strategise how best to further obliterate morale and torch whatever goodwill remains with regulators. Their master plan? Elevate some of the most spectacularly ill‑equipped individuals you’ll ever meet into positions of authority, while doubling the workload on teams already stretched thinner than a budget airline seat. Keep those CVs polished.
Fun times all around. Cheers.