Thread regarding Edward Jones layoffs

The MP Horserace

It’s gone pretty quiet lately on the race to pick up after the mess Penny is leaving behind. What’s the latest odds?

Is “Mr. Hustle” Chewy still several lengths ahead?

I can’t imagine anyone is still talking seriously about David G or KJ?

What about the dark horse of Andy M?

So many (poor) choices, but the one thing you can bet on is whoever it is will be stuck draining the ELT swamp (Suzie M, KJ, Cella, Lisa D, etc.).


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@sm you can edit comments here? Since when?

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Post ID: @tb+1m321y0w0

@er so true! I do enjoy though watching the bull dy@kes stomp around in their pant suits. We actually sit outside the coffee bar and make bets how many we’ll see at lunch.

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Post ID: @sn+1m321y0w0

@qg you edited your comment. I actually took a screenshot so I could share it. Also using the r-word isn’t very inclusive.

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Post ID: @sm+1m321y0w0

@f2 I said "you are". re--rd

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Post ID: @qg+1m321y0w0

@ka of course he does. No way in he-l that dork is going to set foot in a branch run by level 6 FA. Everything is about optics with that clown.

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Post ID: @mq+1m321y0w0

@jx he goes out to very well oiled machine branches with no or very few appointments while he's there because the FA is out of office and then oversells the experience he receives. Dude is a grifter

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Post ID: @ka+1m321y0w0

@fk I remember that! He's done it like 2x now I think. It is just enough time to get his photo op and get his "FA experience" needed to be a MP.

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Post ID: @jx+1m321y0w0

@fj I’m exhausted by their never-ending ignorance.

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Post ID: @fm+1m321y0w0

@ce He “played” FA for one who was on leave. Assets flew out of the branch.

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Post ID: @fk+1m321y0w0

@et Agree, everyone I talk to feels like this is another "calm before the storm" because of it being CES season, LP offer, and summits are still going on. End of the year is the due date for GPs to submit the new "role evaluation" for everyone's position. Some are deciding to burry their heads in the sand and pretend it is much to do about nothing. Anyone paying attention now for the last 3 years knows that it is 100% certain another bo-b or gut punch is coming between december and january. Is it 5 days in office? Relocation manadates for remote HBA's? More pointless re-orgs so layoffs can be back on table? Who knows, but most people can sense that something bad is coming based on the past behaviors of these psychos in charge. Anyone else just tired?

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Post ID: @fj+1m321y0w0

@ej *you’re not your…..

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Post ID: @f2+1m321y0w0

@OP yes, it has gone quiet because we’re waiting for the next shoe to drop. And I’m hearing several have opted out of the B as in BS shares for the latest partnership offering.

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Post ID: @et+1m321y0w0

@ej stereotypes exist for a reason.

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Post ID: @er+1m321y0w0

Conventional wisdom says DC, but I'm hoping we are all wrong because he would be a disaster for EDJ. He is a cross between politician and used car salesman. He will do and say whatever he needs to in order to get what he wants, which is MP role and to end the LP at some point. Not because he wants to carry on Ted's legacy either, or clean up ELT disaster. This guy is a new yorker, they aren't wired like the rest of us. They don't value traditions like you or I, all they think about is money, and how fast can they get it before somebody else. They don't care if they destroy entities or entire industries because money IS their god. To them, the mindset is "well if I dont do it, someone else will, therefore it is my right to leech and destroy this thing." EDJ to DC is nothing more than an untapped resource waiting to be su-ked dry by the wall street vultures and parasites. PP fell for his east coast schtick hook line and sinker. Promises to get us up to speed with the big boys on wall street has done nothing but let the fox into the hen house.

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Post ID: @eq+1m321y0w0

@b8 @b8 nice add some not so subtle antisemitism to the mix. you are d-mb

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Post ID: @ej+1m321y0w0

DC is so smarmy. He just oozes predator vibes. The way he talks down to everyone and his holiday emails full of fake niceties that are all for show. Bringing him in may be the worst thing this company has ever done and I firmly believe it will be the move that ultimately ends this company.

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Post ID: @e8+1m321y0w0

@b8 his story does not land well with everyone. He would be the MIA MP.

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Post ID: @cr+1m321y0w0

DC will likely be our next MP. And his favorite movie of all time is………Zoolander.

Do you think Ted is getting dizzy from rolling in his grave so much?

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Post ID: @cm+1m321y0w0

@ag, didn't he visit a branch for 2 weeks ONLY?

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Post ID: @ce+1m321y0w0

@OP DC, who absolutely no one wants, respects, trusts, or is motivated by... but this ELT just keeps doubling and tripling down on... should be fun times

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Post ID: @c7+1m321y0w0

Don’t discount David G. He has a story that lands well with branches as well as the home office. However I do agree the bagel eater from NYC is the front runner

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Post ID: @b8+1m321y0w0

DC is clearly going to be it. They won't announce it until they've done their money grab from the poor sots falling for the LP pyramid scheme, though.

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Post ID: @b2+1m321y0w0

There’s a reason they send Chewbacca out to branches to play FA.

He certainly is aiming for the position and the company is setting him up for the position.

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