Seems almost right that he should be put on a PIP by the board doesn’t it?
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He is as useless as ti-s on a mouse. What value has he truly added? It’s very clear he is out of his depth
The question is : When does the slimy Indian run away with the loot and return to his home country, India. Celebrated as a great achieving thief.
He used to talk of "synergy" and "disrupting all the space,
"But now he's doing twenty years in quite a different place.
The corner office with the view is just a memory,
Replaced by iron prison bars and cold cafeteria tea.
He tries to schedule "stand-up" meets beside the bunk bed frame,
And tells the guards he's "pivoting" to maximize his game.
He asked the warden if they could outsourcing laundry chores,
And wondered if the prison yard had automated doors
.Instead of quarterly reports, he counts the passing days,
Attempting to explain the metrics of his cellmate's ways.
He says his sentence isn't long, it’s just a "hiring freeze,
"And promises the jury that he’ll optimize his pleas.
The PowerPoint slides are gone for good, the stock options are dead,
He has to wear a jumpsuit now, and sleep on metal lead.
He sighs and looks at LinkedIn, or wishes that he could,
To post a thought on leadership from inside Robinhood.
So here’s to the executive who scaled the corporate peak,
But blended up the balance sheets to make the numbers chic.
He wanted to be global, to innovate and lead,
But now he's just a line item the state is forced to feed.