Manager ask you for something by end of day? Get it done by end of HOUR.
Manager needs it by end of hour? It's already in his inbox, unread, marked urgent, sent from your phone while you were being wheeled into a routine outpatient procedure!
There are 24 hours in a day. Sleep is a SUBSCRIPTION and I've cancelled mine. You people act like you never pulled an all-nighter in college and took a final on three Red Bulls and a stranger's Adderall. That was PRACTICE. This is the exam!!!
Cisco routers run 24/7 with 99.999% uptime. Are you telling me a METAL BOX has better work ethic than us? Heck no!
Cisco hired you for a reason. WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE ROUTERS?! AND THE LOGS?
CISCO ON THREE!
One.
Two.
Get back to work.