Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

The positivity challenge

Everything is always doom and gloom here. I'm trying to find something good to say to shake things up a bit, but I'm coming up short. Anyone got anything?


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Post ID: @OP+1m1f02998

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2 weeks in to sept and i still got a job.....

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Post ID: @19n+1m1f02998

I love how AI will take my job, H1Bs job, your job in the next 20 months.

I love that. Sunshine and rainbows

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Post ID: @pn+1m1f02998

I just found out one of my penny stocks is going to the Nasdaq. It’s going to be worth BILLIONS on the very first day of trading.

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Post ID: @kw+1m1f02998

I'm going on a QBR next month in Morocco, all signed off and booked. So my job is safe for the next two months I guess!

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Post ID: @h0+1m1f02998

@OP what is the probability for that

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Post ID: @fj+1m1f02998

If for some reason, they do not lay me off before December, it looks like the bonus and the value of the LTi stock options might be pretty good if I can make it long enough to cash out. Yay.

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Post ID: @ec+1m1f02998

I only owe back 1% of the latest commission draw check, the first one I have had since April

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Post ID: @dm+1m1f02998

Boy, this didn’t hit the way you thought it would.

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Post ID: @d8+1m1f02998

I’m a big fan of my co-workers. Would be much harder without them.

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Post ID: @cp+1m1f02998

I like cheese

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Post ID: @ce+1m1f02998

Crickets

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Post ID: @b9+1m1f02998

It’s a layoff site mo--n.

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Post ID: @b6+1m1f02998

Hahaha!! Good luck with that. There really is nothing. This company is a complete and utter shiithole of greed and incompetent leadership!

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Post ID: @b4+1m1f02998

Not the ear buds. BUT my Dell laptop has never overheated once. And Lenovos laptops do - especially if you put them in your backpack before it fully shuts down.

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Post ID: @ax+1m1f02998

I got nothing.

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Post ID: @at+1m1f02998

@a3 BMG is amazing! So is Blues Traveller.

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Post ID: @ap+1m1f02998

One of my family members is sick and Dell Seton is actually in network so we can go to that hospital. So that’s cool.

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Post ID: @ag+1m1f02998

@OP at the end of every shtty week there’s a weekend.

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Post ID: @ae+1m1f02998

Dell blue is so sweet. It makes me want to run out and buy a bushel of blueberries and drink blue raz lemonade under a bright blue sky and listen to Blue Man Group after my RTO.

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Post ID: @a3+1m1f02998

Sorry Jeff, I'm drawing blanks.

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Post ID: @a2+1m1f02998

Everyone loves the new Microsoft Outlook on the new Dells!!! :)

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