In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of sh-t, and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their TMs and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the TMs went unto their SMs, saying, "It is a container of excr-ment, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the SMs went unto their CMs, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the CMs spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the CMS then went onto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is How Sh-t Happens.
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One thing I can definitely say about the world's best military is that we can go anywhere and complete the mission due to all military believing in the mission and supported by their leadership. State Farm, the alleged "best educated company" can't even compete nor engage in the military moral. The dysfunction and lack of leadership appreciation couldn't fight its way out of a wet paperback. The company is about as good as the Iranian military.
Assuming this wasn't generated by AI, this is very nice. Well done.
The job is a was. No job is worth your mental nor physical health. State Farm will take both from you and not even blink in remorse for how inconsiderate they are to their associates especially the ones who do not believe in their evil ways. Shame on them for what they have done to the once highly respected enterprise.
The plan is to enjoy my pension. Thanks to many great years.
The result of indoctrinated bought and paid for the id--t college graduates produced nowadays. The d-mbing of Merica!
Place is a total dump and it has gotten so bad it is basically totally dysfunctional and can't even address even the most basic problems. Sh-t hole!