My hopes and dreams of waking up to the news that GM has been fired are dwindling.
I’m starting to realize that GM most likely made a deal with Elliott Management to be a “bendover, yes sir can I have another, puppet stringed sellout”. If this is the most likely scenario then we are in for long, long dismal time at MDT.
I often go to work with a butt plug in my a-s. A small metal butt plug lasts all day and has no impact on my administrative work. However, when I deal with people who do marketing and business, I feel an inexplicable sense of shame! Depending on the size of the butt plug in your an-s, this sensation may be enhanced or diminished. I usually choose a medium size so that the an-s can be clamped tightly.
Sometimes when I am particularly se-----y aro--ed I will choose a larger fist butt plug or a dog pe--s butt plug. They also have an oversized base that can easily squeeze out when walking if you're not careful. At this time, I would secretly push it into my an-s through my suit pants or tight skirt, or sit down quickly. Different sitting positions will result in different depths of stimulation. You can secretly and slowly ride it to an an-l or---m while you sit in your office working with everyone.
They tend to show through tight suit pants or narrow skirts, so I wear pa-ties and use tamp-ns to hide them and prevent replenished lubricant from leaking out and soaking my pa-ties.
At 8am, after jumping out of the shower, shaving and doing my skin care routine, I squeeze a bit of silicone lube onto my hand, the bu-----g and in my a-s, slide it in and we’re away!
I’ve only ever used s-x toys when ho--y, either with a partner or by myself. So putting something up there at 8am on a Monday is a pretty foreign feeling, and it takes a bit of getting used to. I mean I love something in my a-s as much as the next bottom, but 8am on a Monday? That’s new.
BOHICA is the strategy at Medtronic!
GM is mediocre at best and Elliot will allow him to continue his rent seeking ways if they are allowed to strip the company of value with minimal resistance.
GM makes a useful puppet.
At least GM isn’t making his own decisions anymore.
Absolutely! They were spotted at OHQ long before the announcement. Finally a winning strategy after many failed attempts by senior leadership. Who really cares anymore.