Seven weeks of dodging the Coronavirus beer flu with no protective gear other than what we could salvage from our own garages at home, today, today, my company came through for us.
This very day, our warehouse handed out a bar of soap quite possibly stolen from a Holiday Inn Express, two mismatched pairs of latex gloves they probably bought off a Jiffy Lube guy and five fabric masks cut from somebody's panty hose.
We are ready for battle like Delta Force Chuck Norris bro!