So this Titanic is on a headlong course toward the iceberg of Death and what does our Safety Department decide to do - make us put 3 CONES instead of 2 CONES.
One cone in front of your rig, one cone behind the rig and NOW - a third cone next to the passenger door in case some civilian walks into the side mirror while texting.
And to make sure we do this - VP Staff will be visiting our work sites to count cones. Sounds like an opportunity to reduce headcount amongst useless staff snowflakes to me.
Besides, if some twat is text walking and runs into my side mirror - isn't that T's fault? After all, they sold the iPhone to this id–t, not me.