I took early retirement last year. During my time at Humana, I was always amazed by the number of lazy and preoccupied coworkers. Despite their constant smartphone scanning, long lunches and inevitable coffee runs, the work always got done.
This was especially true in the tower, where “the help” would always swoop in to tidy up the loose ends. All the world was their stage as they strolled across the check-bouncing salaries of those who kept them afloat.
Give them credit. They know how to play the game; some to the seven-figure level. It’s a different and lucrative brand of intelligence.
I just always wondered how they sleep.