Just one year ago, FLD told us that collaboration was fantastic. A tremendous success. The best collaboration anyone had ever seen. But now, apparently, one year later, collaboration has gone bad. Very bad. Nobody knows why. Nobody understands it. So naturally, the solution is to drag everyone back to the office. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Because nothing boosts productivity like spending two hours commuting to sit at a desk, wearing headphones, attending virtual meetings with colleagues sitting 10 metres away. Incredible innovation! And the best part? It's all about collaboration. Believe me, nobody collaborates better than people who are forced to be in the same building. We are going to make offices great again!
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@OP Stop mimicking trump. its annoying. be original
@12d so
Will RTO be constrained for some offices by capacity? There will be a violation and fines if that capacity is exceeded.
@w5 i call it as i hear it from the execs.
@f0
Do you think F5 will survive for 1001 years, if stock further tanks down, HPE will buy.
@en. F5 is playing directly into the Made In India initiative started in 2014. I figure corporate headquarters will be moved from Seattle to India in the late 2027 to 3028 timeframe
@en next month
RTO will definitely fix the stock price. Plus now they've announced approval of some offshoring initiatives to reduce salary overhead, I assume that means expect layoffs in the next year.
@OP meanwhile the execs at the tower can never be found. So what good is being in the iffice when the execs cant be fiund
Is it any coincidence this policy change was made right after the stock price tanked? Sure seems like they want people to quit.