What's a phrase you repeat all day at work that would make absolutely no sense outside the office? I'm curious what everyone's go to line is.
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I wonder when the next layoff will be announced?
My productivity peaks in pajamas and my focus peaks when the commute shrinks.
Nothing new after 2
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
- JStank
How did I get myself into this position?
it’s literally IDGAF…
“But there’s pickleball!”
Remain calm. All is well!
Loyalty is dead goes both ways
Not my monkeys not my circus.
I don’t own the business
They don’t pay me enough to care
They only have power of you if you let them.
A coworker, who is now retired, would talk about needing to take increasing dosages of a med1cati0n named 'anti-f-kitol'. I've picked up on that and started mentioning a similar need pretty much every day.
@eh NOOOOOO I WAS GOING TO post that
8 & skate - it can wait
I now play golf and tennis on company time at the new HQ while getting credit for working! Productivity is dead!
Are we d-mb?
I have no other options.
Eight an skate
What's up John?
I love that AT&T is building a billion dollar campus in a blue state. #kayaking #pickleball
Git r done
I D G A F anymore……
Pick me! Please!!!
WTF am I doing here?
F this.
I HATE MY LIFE.
It’s going to get worse
I luv dis place.
Yabba Dabba Doo
Everyday figure it cant get more stupid, but today, there's a new time code for technicians ( when there is no work. Which is almost everyday) to hang door tags for fiber sales.
We did it John
I WE TODD DID
Got to be an easier way of living
This place is making me hate my life.
“This place su-ks, doesn’t it?”
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.