Don’t forget to spend your measly little paycheck that doesn’t keep up with inflation on the all NEW BNY (no mellon) Swag vending machine located on floor 3 of Ross Street in PGH. Branded merchandise, whenever you need it :) I hope whoever came up with the idea loses their job, significant other, big toes and cat in the foreseeable future
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@e6 Good choice on the Dermie Diapers! I went with the RV wrist watch!
Planning to wear it prominently as a bold statement and badge of professional achievement! See attached image of Robin modeling it for us!
https://imgur.com/a/4AB5EjR
Get yours today!
I purchased Dermie Diapers! On the front is his face and on the back is his face once again! It says on the label “be sure to make your invested deposit” and “here lies your bonus.”
@dt
I want one that has Dermie’s face on the watch
Panel. Where his head gets larger each hour.
And the hour and minute hands should run backwards.
It's your favorite CEO here and I'm here to promote my new limited edition RV wrist watches! These collectible Rolex knock off timepieces are made by exploited workers and the lowest quality materials!
Nothing says success quite like a timeless RV timepiece!
With your zero to one percent raise and merit increase, you can still get your hands on an exquisite RV Rolex knockoff today.
Embrace the elegance and sophistication of a classic timepiece, without breaking the bank. Don't worry, my pal Dermie and I are taking care of that! ;)
Hurry. Don't miss out on this fantastic opportunity to elevate your style and make a statement. Get yours now and wear your success on your wrist! It's RV time and your time is coming soon!
@dg where did get that one? I want to buy 8 for my team since most got no bonus
@d6 Ohh be sure to buy your merch right before Town Hall meetings and take lots of selfies in view of EC members before tagging and posting on social media. This is the Life at BNY. To ensure you are prepared, grab some extra tubes of the famously scented HAMILTON KY lube collection! HR OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! BUY NOW!
I have a shirt with Dermie’s face on it. Cost me 44 dollars!
I always wonder who is spending their money on that??
I do have a decent sized Bnym coffee mug they gave out which is perfect for a decent sized cup of tea. even though i just retired it’s a great mug.
I want you to want to wear more flair - said by RV, probably
Must just be where you are. They don’t have that at non growth centers. They know we’d sp-t on it lol
The Hamilton K.Y. jelly could actually be useful for those not prepared for the HR treatment.
Anyone sporting branded BNY merch should be embarrassed
Do you really have such thing in US? I've never heard of such a stupid idea lol