Thread regarding Elevance Health (Anthem) layoffs

Reply all on DL list

Listen, if you reply-all to a massive DL and don’t even look to see who sent the damn email, I swear to God I hope you’re the very first person walking out the door next time layoffs hit.Right now, we got folks replying-all to a distribution list with over 20,000 people on it.

You are officially the d-mbest MF in the building, just out here wasting everybody’s time. You su-k on levels I didn't even know were possible.Why does this same circus happen at least once a year? How do we keep hiring people this clueless? It is not that hard: look and see who owns the mailbox or the contact group, and message them directly.

I am truly, deeply praying they are keeping a running list of every single one of y’all doing this.Please, stop being a whole fool. This happens literally every year, and y’all still haven’t learned a single thing.


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Post ID: @OP+1m3m2k6vr

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@q9 - the sender was AI

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Post ID: @s5+1m3m2k6vr

Senior leadership will need to form a task force, create a new VP role to support it, they will hire a staff of their BFF’s who will all get work remote exemptions, they’ll do a bunch of useless meetings and start cranking out more PowerPoints. A redundant VP to reduce redundancy!

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Post ID: @r9+1m3m2k6vr

I can’t believe people thought our IT department could correct this issue in 15-30 minutes. Obviously they never had to deal with IT for any issues before. Not the sharpest bunch!

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Post ID: @qm+1m3m2k6vr

WHY was the email not sent BCC? The sender sc--wed up. The volunteer organization I work with makes this mistake too and it just escapes me why the sender doesn’t use BCC for the distribution.

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Post ID: @q9+1m3m2k6vr

@n8 that was one of the best! Right up there with the person who replied all to 20,000 people to say, “Everyone who does this should be written up for insubordination.”

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Post ID: @na+1m3m2k6vr

@gh The woman who said (paraphrased) "don't remove me, I'm invested" still has me laughing two days later.

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Post ID: @n8+1m3m2k6vr

@h8 shame that no one understands satire anymore. i gave you an up arrow!

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Post ID: @n7+1m3m2k6vr

@ey Agree. This whole posted thread was a complete hoax. Not even real but artificially manufactured as a decoy from disgruntled employees speaking their minds against this lousy company.

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Post ID: @k5+1m3m2k6vr

@jq I was wondering when someone was going to get around to saying this. I almost did two days ago but then realized that everyone, and I do mean everyone in the office, already knows this trick. Therefore, this complete post has to be a ruse, a scam, a deception, a distraction from people posting other stuff that is insulting to the company.

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Post ID: @k2+1m3m2k6vr

@jq You are.... I am still a sleep.

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Post ID: @jr+1m3m2k6vr

There is a trick to "ignore" converstations when this happens. Find the drop down arrow next to the trash can icon and click on ignore. This will save your sanity. Your welcome.

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Post ID: @jq+1m3m2k6vr

@OP That was me that initially clicked reply all. My bad! I did also click reply all several more times in hopes that maybe IT or whoever runs the email server would realize it was a mistake and undo everything. But I guess I was mistaken. But I only did it maybe 15 to 20 times, the very most. Anyway, guess we all learned something new now. We all know better for the next time.

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Post ID: @h8+1m3m2k6vr

If you set up a rule early yesterday to keep the reply-all avalanche out of your inbox, do yourself a favor and take a few minutes to read through the responses.Some of the replies are absolute gold. I’m dying.

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Post ID: @gh+1m3m2k6vr

@bn - suspect it would have stopped if they said pretty please.

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Post ID: @fw+1m3m2k6vr

Original email was an automated email from an AI process doing an audit … makes you wonder about the AI being used to pay claims.

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Post ID: @fv+1m3m2k6vr

I thought they were supposed to threaten "Corrective Action" at some point to make it stop. I think IT had to intervene and stop it for good. I had two email boxes that I had to clean up. Double waste of time.

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Post ID: @f1+1m3m2k6vr

Be honest, this entire thread has been completely artificially manufactured, probably instigated from HR or PR, to deter posts that ruin the company’s public image from being at the too where any potential investors might see. Or just to calm down the civic unrest many employees are feeling.

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Post ID: @ey+1m3m2k6vr

I feel this comment to my soul! Agree 100%

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Post ID: @ew+1m3m2k6vr

This place is full of fumbducks. Packed full.

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Post ID: @eh+1m3m2k6vr

using the math @b4 listed below, each reply just cost us 15K - how much did we lose due to this insanity?

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Post ID: @bz+1m3m2k6vr

PLZ no more list! PLZ remove from list to the max. Not list. No more of list. NO. NO. STOP. No reply. Never reply. Sincerely. Kindest regards.

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Post ID: @bp+1m3m2k6vr

I'm on PTO but had to log in at 10:30 Eastern to handle something. 386 emails, the vast majority of them braindead replies to that string, and for the 30 minutes I was online, they kept coming. I can't even imagine what the number will be by the time I log in tomorrow.

I can't conceive of how someone doesn't understand in situations like this that "please remove me" only adds to the problem. Like, how do they actually function in life? Every time someone does this, you're getting another email, so why on earth do you proceed with sending one yourself?

Absolute MO--NS.

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Post ID: @bn+1m3m2k6vr

I agree! That was the craziest sh*t!

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Post ID: @bh+1m3m2k6vr

Penalty for responding with “PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO ALL!!!” or “REMOVE ME FROM THIS EMAIL TRAIL!” should be forfeiture of AIP.

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Post ID: @b6+1m3m2k6vr

ok, this is goin viral

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Post ID: @b5+1m3m2k6vr
  • Unnecessary mass emails prove you are not a good steward of company resources.
    • Sending a pointless message to 20,000 people instantly burns 166.67 hours of collective productivity.
    • At a blended labor cost of $100 per hour, that single unthinking click inflicts $16,666.67 in direct financial damage.
    • The 30 seconds of wasted time per person goes entirely to managing the disruption.
    • First, you stop your active task to scan the incoming notification and open the email.
    • Next, you click the delete button to clear the clutter from your screen.
    • Then, your active workflow is completely broken as you are forced to go back to your inbox.
    • Finally, you must collect your thoughts, stop thinking about how unnecessary the interruption was, and refocus on your work.
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Post ID: @b4+1m3m2k6vr

Somebody removed all members from DL. Fun stopped

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Post ID: @aw+1m3m2k6vr

Please remove me from this thread....

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Post ID: @af+1m3m2k6vr

Would someone please iterate the thread and send out a new reply. Things are slowing down, and I need some more morning humor in my feed.

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Post ID: @ae+1m3m2k6vr

If every one wants to be removed from the group, then what good is the distribution list? I'm sure that message was very important.

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Post ID: @ab+1m3m2k6vr

@a1 you must be one of the mo--ns

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Post ID: @aa+1m3m2k6vr

The best thing I’ve read this morning!! 😂

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Post ID: @a9+1m3m2k6vr

@a1 I bet you replied all...

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Post ID: @a8+1m3m2k6vr

About to throw my computer against a wall. The fact that there are VP level people doing it is wild.

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Post ID: @a7+1m3m2k6vr

I came here to post the same thing.

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Post ID: @a6+1m3m2k6vr

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