Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Project Elevate Death March

Financial Solutions interim leadership (Andrew Gelb and Srini Krish) are confirming what the Street has been whispering since Jana Partners’ letter hit: the $500 million Project Elevate savings target is dead. The activist is pushing hard for $1.25 billion by 2029 and wants Palantir brought in to accelerate the tech cleanup. New CEO Takis Georgakopoulos (the ex-JPMorgan payments guy who took over after Mike Lyons bolted for Truist) is already reviewing every cost center.

Expect the real bloodletting after the November 3 earnings. They’re looking hard at residual legacy ops, certain debit network remnants (Star/Accel chatter never really died), non-core Clover support layers, and parts of the old Financial Solutions stack that Dhivya Suryadevara left behind when she exited. Adam Rosman’s departure from the legal/admin side was just the first visible crack. Insiders say the next round won’t be another quiet 98-person New Jersey WARN notice—it’ll be bigger, faster, and uglier. Georgakopoulos is monetizing what he can, divesting what he can’t, and the margin pressure is real.

But here’s the part that doesn’t make the analyst notes.

In the closed-door strategy sessions last week, someone apparently brought shrimp. A lot of shrimp. One of the interim co-heads looked over and said something about the ocean running out. Nobody laughed. Then the conversation somehow drifted to whether Finxact could be pitched as a core ledger for two-sided marketplaces and also whether anyone had ever actually been to Akron. Someone mentioned flying there just to settle an old score. Another person started talking about life-support machines and coma wives. The whiteboard somehow ended up with “je-k store” written on it in three different colors.
By the time the meeting broke, the official action item was still “accelerate cost reductions and evaluate Palantir,” but the unofficial one—the one people keep repeating in the elevators—was simpler:
“Well, the je-k store called… and they’re running out of you.”
That’s the real Project Elevate status update. You’re welcome.


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It’s really too bad someone didn’t choke on a shrimp. I hate this place.

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Post ID: @q2+1m493qn9n

@ar Yeah. Who calls it The Firm? Definitely a First Data person.
They also call everything that occurs automatically in a system, ‘systemic’.

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Post ID: @mk+1m493qn9n

@a6 why do think we are in this mess. Stock chasing destroyed the company. They were laying off at 220's and have been laying off since. Lost of knowledge and brain drain making it worse on everyone left.
Heard we may not even get a merit increase this year. Why? Because higher ups soaking up too much money. We literally print money and it is still not enough for this company.
They need to treat this job seriously. If fiserv fails could be a huge economic impact to the public.

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Post ID: @dr+1m493qn9n

Interesting choice.on “Palantir”! Not the first choice that comes to mind when you say AI or efficiency. From what I read in the news as to how palantir is used by pentagon I am a little worried about what happens if it identifies a “subject”! :-)

Anyone know if Jana holds a large position in Palantir?

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Post ID: @dq+1m493qn9n

@a6 really? Offsite with a bunch of talking suits that have little to no clue what half our business even is or does? This has been a complete disaster and it might even cost your job post Nov 3rd

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Post ID: @da+1m493qn9n

LOL at the firm that's an amazing troll

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Post ID: @bc+1m493qn9n

@a6 Calling Fiserv 'the firm' is the real unprofessional part. You probably need an MBA to say that with a straight face.

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Post ID: @ar+1m493qn9n

This isn't new news. We saw this coming the moment the second Jana letter was out.

Then could meet their target if they cut executive pay and cut dead weight at the middle and upper management positions. That's the obvious move but our precious executives won't forgo their lavish cash cow.

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Post ID: @ak+1m493qn9n

Nicely done George 👏Seinfeld deep cut: Somewhere an interim co-head is still in the stairwell, finally thinking of the comeback.

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Post ID: @ah+1m493qn9n

Stock tanking again. Nice one Fissurve.

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Post ID: @ag+1m493qn9n

...and the immediate denial and deflection confirms that it is all true.

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Post ID: @a9+1m493qn9n

Not an iota of truth in that.
I am not denying the firm is under real expense and revenue pressure. You do not need an MBA to see that.
Calling management offsites unprofessional says more about the person making the claim than about the firm.

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