So let me get this straight…
Leadership just rolled out a “neighborhood seating” plan to reduce coordination costs by literally assigning people to sit closer to executives. Because apparently the problem all along was… proximity?
What did we do before COVID? Walked over. Talked to people. Solved problems. No color-coded maps required.
Now we’ve got:
- Color-coded zones like we’re in kindergarten
- Executives getting prime, protected seating
- Everyone else fighting Hunger Games-style for what’s left
- And lines drawn on a floor plan like we’re zoning districts
And the justification? “Coordination costs drop when people are physically near each other.”
Translation: “We want you where we can see you.”
Let’s be real this isn’t about collaboration. It’s about control.
Also… using literal colored lines (including red) to divide where people belong? In a corporate environment? In 2026? You really didn’t think that one through.
Meanwhile, instead of investing in actual tools, processes, or fixing broken workflows… we’re rearranging chairs and calling it strategy.
If this is what “driving value through proximity” looks like, we’ve officially lost the plot.