https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/international-business-machines-corporation-ibm-is-down-too-much-says-jim-cramer/ar-AA1KT9s5
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What ever Cramer says is the opposite. Everyone, especially the Street, knows this.
Alvind and Krabanaugh need to see RT and take some lessons on CS to slim down. It might do wonders for their figures. But they might prefer the soap-on-a-rope trick in crowded El Salvador jail quarters.
Krabanaugh nods in agreement as he reads the "Down Too Much" story on his iPhone. And though the sweat beads on his forehead, he still hasn't produced. He rises slightly, sighing as he whispers to himself, "Another Irritable Bowel Movement." Chuckling at his wordplay, Krabanaugh leans forward, takes a deep breath, and squeezes repeatedly. On the fifth squeeze, his hemorrhoids burst.
Kravabaugh and Alvinds weight needs to go down
Both are porky
Cramer needs to spend time with RT who will show him a whole new world of CS, since Cramer invariably gets his predictions wrong ALL the time .
Jim Cramer is almost always wrong.
He's been saying for (at least the past month) to bet on IBM, don't abandon IBM, quantum makes IBM hot, etc.
He most recently talked to AK:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/07/jim-cramer-salutes-the-ceo-of-an-old-school-tech-stock-thats-making-a-lot-of-people-money.html
A few options:
1) Either Jim Cramer thinks that he's got some sort of influence (as in influencer) and people will go and buy whatever stock he says is a good investment (which is delusional).
2) He's getting paid to say what he says.
3) He gets really annoyed and goes crazy when people don't do what he says (buy the stock he wants, so he keeps going and going).
4) All of the above.
In other words, Jim Cramer is an overrated analyst that they keep employed for no reason (or because he's just a showman) and always incorrect (literally), OR people invest in his show via ads or other, which then makes whatever he says irrelevant because it is based on fees and not reality.
He's been on TV for too long and is literally mediocre (and that's to be nice), so why is he still having a show?
He said that about Boeing. And Kinder Morgan. And Intel. And Nokia. And Blackberry. And. And. And.