#brilliantly offshoring
I guess our new “hubs” are:
P - Pune
N - New Delhi
C - Chennai
How does the “prince of darkness” - the architect of the credit default swap (google him, he loses), explain how offshoring helps support our relationship-driven culture and the need for in-person collaboration?
In 2008, Prince William of D-mbfxcks, played a significant role in the financial crisis (seriously Google his name + credit default swap) and now, just before he retires, he is ruining the bank.
Mark, his actions today will result in years of clean up for you. Have Realty Services send him an email notifying him that there is no longer a seat available for him - anywhere!
And to our HR trolls, please keep the posts and the down votes coming. Your thoughtful comments help inspire us to keep the conversation going! Great collaboration!
See you at 7:59 AM tomorrow morning! If you don’t catch me at my desk, check the coffee room, I will be there from 8:01-8:13 AM. If you miss me there, check the restroom. I will be there from 8:14 -8:22 AM and after that I will be dehydrated so I will be at the water cooler from 8:23 - 9:07 AM. Then, I will need to catch the elevator for my 10:00…I don’t want to be late, so I will head down at 9:08. Oh gosh then it’s time for coffee again and the cycle continues.
Why don’t we just DO lunch or maybe we can grab a CONVO on the bus ride home! Tootle-oo! (Heart emoji)