My Core Values: 1) Gentle, yet firm. 2) The lower back is the most important area. 3) Every ending is happy if the beginning and middle are treated with the utmost vigor. 4) Hands don't become magic without fervor while training. 5) Treat everyone... — read more 

18 on best place to work list=value leak, Halloween parties=value leak, restaurants=value leak, big blue=value leak. smiles on exec faces and thick pockets=priceless! that's what she said

Charities may be short some money, but let's be real. We borrowed money and sold assets to make those contributions. Not exactly a plan that can last.

It is super sad all the charities that depend on CHK donations probably won't happen! Guess CHK won't be one of the best places to work anymore!!

Halloween Party=value leak

A fart while urinating = value leak

Halloween Party=value leak

Hey Rfl here's a few suggestions if you ever want to stop sounding like a Depends commercial: excess expenditures, financial squandering, resource apertures. Unless of course you enjoy sounding like a douche: Benjamin discharge, william seepage... — read more 

The united way isn't starting until November/December. Got the info from SB. So I seriously doubt there will be a Halloween party!

Man, will they take the united way weekly pledge and CHK PAC dues out of our severence?

Can someone please let me know if we are having the halloween party? I am trying to decide on my costume and the amount pledge to united way - my fair share.

OK what's this core value and leakage stuff? And is there a chance you could have core leakage? Sounds dangerous, very Fukushima. When I worked there I found the corporate bs hard to take after a while, but this sounds even worse.

@8:44 great post dude! I like the posts on this site better when actual bad language is used. Here are the words missing in your post: a.s.s, a.s.s., bullsh.it, & a.s.s! In closing I would like to remind all loo laid drinking douche bags to run along... — read more 

anybody have a count on how many let go or how many CHK is targeting?

Who has: 1.Acted as an Investment Advisor when your job description clearly does not state so. 2. Thinks community support and involvement is Value Leakage 3. Has contacted the corporate raiders i.e. your VP or Sr. Mgmt Team with any questions 4... — read more 

Who has: 1.Acted as an Investment Advisor when your job description clearly does not state so. 2. Thinks community support and involvement is Value Leakage 3. Has contacted the corporate raiders i.e. your VP or Sr. Mgmt Team with any questions 4... — read more 

Caution: Be VERY careful of job recruiters. Most don't have your best interest in mind. If you do use a recruiter, interview them more than they are interviewing you. There are a dozen bad recruiters for every good one so move on if things are... — read more 

Caution: Be VERY careful of job recruiters. Most don't have your best interest in mind. If you do use a recruiter, interview them more than they are interviewing you. There are a dozen bad recruiters for every good one so move on if things are... — read more 

Drinking the Lool Aid, dreaming of dunking on Desmond Mason at the FC.......

I think the next round of cuts should be determined using the criteria below. If an employee had breakfast in one of the restaurants, visited the gym or played on the field for recess, and is taking advantage of "summer hour", they should be fired on... — read more 

Hold your horses. Dusty is being promoted out of permitting. Permitting is still in FTW with most of drilling operations. This week.

Barnett Permit Manager being transferred to OKC....bye bye Barnett drilling operations

Barnett Permit Manager being transferred to OKC....bye bye Barnett drilling operations

The Real 1.0 is back!!! I thought you would be gone forever. I know you be sippin on that loo laid. Pouring it all over your massage clients bodies, rubbing it in real deep. #magichands #dripdripdrip

Barnett Permit Manager being transferred to OKC....bye bye Barnett drilling operations

@5:25 nice point, I agree. We spend the majority of our lives at work so it should be as pleasant an experience as possible. Too bad it had to come to an end and it's unfortunate the new guys in town only want to cut, cut, cut! All you douche bags... — read more 

@5:25 nice point, I agree. We spend the majority of our lives at work so it should be as pleasant an experience as possible. Too bad it had to come to an end and it's unfortunate the new guys in town only want to cut, cut, cut! All you douche bags... — read more 

Attention all you Loo Laid Drinkers: perks=value leakage community support=value leakage garden/bees=value leakage Thought you figured it out by now.

@ 5:25, I agree. Although you'll probably catch a load of shit for posting. The perks for the masses were nice, although some were becoming a little silly. But unfortunately the perks for the upper upper tier became abusive and wasteful IMO and that... — read more 

When I get canned next week I think I'll give myself a loolaid enema. I'm sure that will clear my head, get me to give a crap and start caring about some value leaking out of my pants. Then I'll take myself to Walmart and buy some Depends so I can... — read more 

Pored Loo Laid on my CPU. My computer turned into an A.I. Hologram and made me a '69 Mustang made of diamond. Then it made me smoked salmon. Pretty great guys.

Pored Loo Laid on my CPU. My computer turned into an A.I. Hologram and made me a '69 Mustang made of diamond. Then it made me smoked salmon. Pretty great guys.

@5:25, here-here, I salute you my brother. Right on target.

Just spilled Loo Laid on my scar from a car wreck - gone.

Life is about perspective and who has control of that perspective. Someone who has lived a nice lifestyle and wishes to show others who would have not been shown a nice lifestyle based on their salary and financial place in life is someone who is a... — read more 

Don't even act like I don't piss Loo Laid.

4:32 post meant for the 1:43 loo laid drinker. My bad

Hey everyone, thanks for making my day about the LOO LAID. It has definitely made me laugh this morning and I needed it. A good chuckle is better than a good cry.

Brother, Sister, Loo Laid is the bones of life, the framework for the stars, the dark matter of the great expanse, and the breath of a moth's wing. We all come from it and it comes from us all. It is ours and we are It's. Loo Laid, be nearer.

Hey thumbsup 3:09 take your posts to another site like rdls azz.This one's for the peeps that actually give a crap about important things like family, food on the table, aging workforce. Not how fat the execs pockets get. Or are you sitting at his... — read more